1400 posts...rap...woo hoo

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

1400 posts..not gonna brag or boast..the unofficial host..grilling up steeze...eating peas..dogs have fleas like pianos have keys..acting funny stealing honey from bees..chowing down on cabot cheeze.....in Waterbury Center just entered the Ben and Jerrys factory..back in the day Ben and Jerry smoked alot of trees..wanted world peace..other ice cream is bland..now they have more digits than Edward Scisserhands..more McNallys than Rand..not in your Atlas..I'm writing a novel and Snowman is the Catalyst..you drink Arbor Mist..I drink Jacobs Creak..it doesn't really matter when you've gotta take a leak..tru-dat Snoseek..Never listened to Raffi but I can do a Daffyor a crotch grab spread eagleover yo Grandmas Buick Regal..not a beagle..like Snoopy..but it's time to drink some beer and get Hella Loopy...Word to the your dogs chew toy..what what..or que que for the Spanish speaking skiers and riders..Holla

 

[Birdman829]

wow. i see you have some serious skills on the mic

 

[awf170]

Oh snap... I finally figured out who GSS. It's so obvious I can't believe no one could figure this out before.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Oh snap... I finally figured out who GSS. It's so obvious I can't believe no one could figure this out before.

Andy Milonakis is my dawg..but his raps are even crispier than mine...for those of you who don't know who Andy Milonakis is, check his raps out on Youtube...and he's 31 years old..I miss the good old days (2005) when he had a show on MTV....

 

[severine]

Are you sure there aren't more than a couple of years between us? I must have been asleep at the wheel these many years ... I feel lost.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Are you sure there aren't more than a couple of years between us? I must have been asleep at the wheel these many years ... I feel lost.

Nah,,,while you were popping out babies..I was freestyle rapping at Karaoke, parties, and mostly in front of the mirror...If I see you on the slopes this season..I'll bust a mad steezy rap for you..and BVibert.. O.K. time to practice some of my hip hop dance moves...Holla

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

You're not lost .. what you are experiencing is the immense difference in maturity when one becomes responsible for another life. You are way older than GSS it comes to maturity and GSS is way younger than you when it comes to responsibility.
Just read his reply to you and you can see the stage of life he is presently in .. no real responsibility so need to increase the maturity level just yet. You're doing just fine.

In other words, while severine was "popping out babies", GSS was rapping to himself "mostly in front of [a] mirror." Yes, severine, you're doing just fine.

However, staying crazy and true to yourself isn't a bad thing. I don't think you have to lose your sense of humor with responsibilty and maturity. I'm looking forward to the GSS rap starting with the lines "Hey AZ! I'm mad steezy! I knocked up some lady, feelin' kinda shady"...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

When I knock up some lady...all my homeys on AZ and PASR will be the first to know about it...and if the kid becomes a snowboarder..I'm sending him/her to live with OldSnowboarderMaine...lol

 

[severine]

Nah,,,while you were popping out babies..I was freestyle rapping at Karaoke, parties, and mostly in front of the mirror...If I see you on the slopes this season..I'll bust a mad steezy rap for you..and BVibert.. O.K. time to practice some of my hip hop dance moves...Holla

Ahh, well that explains a lot. Can't wait to hear your on-slope mad steezy raps. I'm sure they'll be killa.

In other words, while severine was "popping out babies", GSS was rapping to himself "mostly in front of [a] mirror." Yes, severine, you're doing just fine.

I know. Trust me, I know. :beer:

Not a problem for me .. and while your at it send the Mom up too because I am not married and probably won't have a gf either. The Mom will know what it like to be loved and cherished and the child will have a supportive and loving Dad... This sounds like a win/win situation to me...:grin:

Are you sure you'd want whatever girl would let GSS knock her up?

 

[ctenidae]

Are you sure you'd want whatever girl would let GSS knock her up?

I'd hoped we'd solved that problem a while ago when we banned GSS from reproducing.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Not a problem for me .. and while your at it send the Mom up too because I am not married and probably won't have a gf either. The Mom will know what it like to be loved and cherished and the child will have a supportive and loving Dad... This sounds like a win/win situation to me...:grin:

But then I won't be able to steal the kids Halloween candy...:dunce:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Are you sure you'd want whatever girl would let GSS knock her up?

Good Point

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Even a stupid girl needs love ...:razz:

Word..