Best/Worst Ski Trail Names

[Smellytele]

I don't think the original owners of Hunter where thinking about that in the 1950s when they named the trails. I don't care of the name's. I just glad to be skiing in fun steep Snow. They were in construction business originally so that probably has something to due with the names. You need to relax more maybe take some Mj with next time at hunter.

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Congrats Scotty on a coherent post!

 

[Cornhead]

I just like saying it out loud, while skiing it, or just having skied it, or about to ski it, loudly, in German accent, with a touch of Nurse Diesel... KUERSTEINER!

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[Cornhead]

Mr. Kuersteiner in action.

Sweet!

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[Not Sure]

Best
Upper FIS
Worst
Barneys bumps

http://ski-degrees.synthasite.com/vermont.php
Someone spent a lot of time analizing individual slope stats.

 

[Scruffy]

Best - or at least most descriptive- Sugarbush's Rumble; you know what you're in for from the name.

Worst - or at least the laziest act of naming a trail - all the Lift lines out there.

Honorable mention: Glory Hole - Alta.

 

[Newpylong]

Best: Exterminator

 

[The Sneak]

Lower Runout and Runout Extension


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[SIKSKIER]

I would give TBD at Mittersill the nod for dumbest.To be determined?What?Who does that?

 

[SIKSKIER]

A close second would be Mittersills Track Track.Huh?Yup,what the hell is that?And then,while I'm beating up on Cannon,they name a trail at Mittersill Cannonball after it was rejected as a 2 year name change for Profile.They are obviously running out of names which one can clearly tell by seeing they now have 2 Gremlins,2Turnpikes,and 2 Red balls on the trail report.I mean,who does that also?

 

[gregnye]

Waterville's Green Peak trail names look really clever!

 

[wtcobb]

A close second would be Mittersills Track Track. Huh? Yup,what the hell is that?

All the Mittersill names are garbage...

 

[powhunter]

Best- Outhouse

Worst- Thanks Walt

 

[wtcobb]

Organgrinder - Sugarbush

Happiness Is - Shawnee

 

[nhskier1969]

BEST-- Chin Clip, Stowe. What better name for a long bump run
WORST-- The Jabberwocky, King Ridge, don't even know what this meant??

 

[bousquet19]

Best- Outhouse

Worst- Thanks Walt

Well, to each his or her own, I guess. I always liked the idea behind Mt. Snow naming a Sunbrook trail "Thanks Walt" to honor the ski area's visionary founder Walter R. (Walt) Schoenknecht. Article about Walt.

Woody

 

[bousquet19]

BEST-- Chin Clip, Stowe. What better name for a long bump run
WORST-- The Jabberwocky, King Ridge, don't even know what this meant??

Have you ever chortled? Or seen an out-of-control skier go galumphing down a ski run? If so, or even if not, you can thank Alice through the Looking Glass author Lewis Carroll for the nonsense poem "Jabberwocky".

 

[Not Sure]

Have you ever chortled? Or seen an out-of-control skier go galumphing down a ski run? If so, or even if not, you can thank Alice through the Looking Glass author Lewis Carroll for the nonsense poem "Jabberwocky".

LOL ...Wikipedia version looks alot the Monty Pyton version

 

[shadyjay]

Some of the best trail names:

Widowmaker
Spinebuster
Colostomizer

Can't remember which resort had these.... D'oh.....