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Does Severine Do Gaper Attire?

Does A Ski Diva Embrace the Gaper in Her?

  • Severine will dig up some Gaper Attire

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • The SkiDivas will dig up extra Gaper Attire for Severine

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • Severine will not embrace the Gaper in her, but will take lots of pic

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Brian will pee his pants laughing when he sees the TR

    Votes: 6 54.5%

  • Total voters
    11
  • Poll closed .

Trekchick

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The new subject has come up that the SkiDivas may don Gaper Attire when we hit the Beach at Abasin.
The questions abound:
- Will the Divas embrace Gaper Attire?
- Will SnowHot/Trekchick break out her Hot Pink Oakleys and head band?
- Should Severine take collections from her AZ Buddies and Embrace the Gaper in Her!?
 

drjeff

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As a side note, from personal on hill observations, I've noticed the ratio of male gapers to female gapers is atleast 80/20(if not more male sided):confused: Maybe it's that females are more stylish :rolleyes:, maybe it's just that males could care less about their appearances;) Maybe it's just that females in late 80's gaper wear wearing those size 2 in the boot stretch pants that still fit well are just a much better site to look at than the same male who has put on 20-30+lbs since they purchased the similar "vintage" skiwear that they're still wearing ;) :stirpot: :argue:
 

Trekchick

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I see what you mean
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However, I DO have the ability to embrace the gaper in me, as seen here:
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drjeff

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I see what you mean
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However, I DO have the ability to embrace the gaper in me, as seen here:
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An S.O.S. sweater I believe??? And once again, the female gaper form is much easier on the eyes than the male gaper form ;) I think try as you lovely ladies might, unless it's a couple of days either side of October 31st, you just can't bring yourself to look ridiculous on purpose especially when compared to us guys!
 

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Awe Shucks!
Funny thing was, I was the only woman who showed up for GaprilPhools Day BumpPhest. I had tons of fun wit da Boyz. Phil, as always is a great friend with a huge sense of humour!
I've never figured out if Buckethead found what he was looking for.
I'll bet Crank is still skiing in those banana boots
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I don't know. Maybe I can locate some track pants to wear. :D

You sure as heck wouldn't want to see me in those stretch in the boots in pants! :eek: :puke:
 

Trekchick

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I don't know. Maybe I can locate some track pants to wear. :D

You sure as heck wouldn't want to see me in those stretch in the boots in pants! :eek: :puke:
Oh, Puleeeeze, I have some old stretch pants and I'm NOT bringing them out.

I am a bit of a pack rat so I still have a lot of my old ugly........errrr, vintage ski wear :razz:
 

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Oh, Puleeeeze, I have some old stretch pants and I'm NOT bringing them out.

I am a bit of a pack rat so I still have a lot of my old ugly........errrr, vintage ski wear :razz:


Isn't gravity a grand thing sometimes :(

My wife covertly one day a couple of years ago while I was at work took a whole bunch of the gaper gear to The Salvation Army :( I'm not quite sure what scared her more, the thought that I'd actually wear some of it while on the hill with her, or the thought that I'd actually try and fit into the couple of old pairs of neon spyder web stretch pants and matching padded race sweaters that I was really stylish in 20 odd years ago! LOL!
 

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Don'tcha love the comment............
"You're pretty Hot.............for 40."
What's that supposed to mean?:-(

Probably means some clueless 20 something has been checking you out! ;) Good in that they notice, bad in that they're still clueless :lol:
 

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I should make a note that Severine is not required to don Gaper Attire. Nor will she/you feel out of place if you do or don't. There will be a mix, and tons of laughs!!!
I will, however have to make sure Severine knows how to operate my camera!!
 

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...and some people have their wine collections, some have their vintage auto collections, Phil has his ski collection....and if he's honest about it, it's unmatched...
 
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