GSS' Convention

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Dude, it’s time to leverage your celebrity. Tell them to make you a mod or you’re taking your post count to someplace where you’re appreciated.

Maybe Greg could give you a mod trial period in the Announcements and Forum Policies section. No one has posted there in a month. If you where the mod there I bet all your groupies would head right to it.

It would be a win - win for everybody.

I don't want to be a mod anymore..because I think the mod power would get to my head banning threadjacks and spammers.any word on the Attitash timeshare??? What about those entry level skiboots...shout out to hurt my knee..do you know if cut parabolic skis are good on blue squares???

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I can only imagine the Forum Policeis GSS would institute

Mandatory "Bump for Stoke" on any thread more than one month old with four or more GSS posts
Reset all passwords to "bombdiggity" on Thursdays
Bombdiggity Thursday Party

(not sure why I associate bombdiggity with GSS, but I do.)

I have never said bombdiggity...nice try..it's da bomb deezy..you see back in 11th grade..everything was da bomb but then Senior year it was the biz-omb..and passwords..don't you guys just stay logged in all the time..or am I just weird..lol..

 

[dmc]

I just looked it up and that's sick..AlpineZone better not show up in NAMBLA searches,,lol

Don't worry... Every Howard Stern website has a mention of it...

classic radio

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

North American Man/Boy Love Association for GSS.

Not over the line (to me) on the basis of it being an obvious extreme that doesn't reflect any real sentiment other than dislike of GSS, sort of like my Furries convention.

I'd say my NORML comment HPD's speed dating were closer to the line than NAMBLA, but still ok.

Yeah but if I made one jab at someone else I'd have a PM from Greg within 7 seconds..there are obvious double standards here..anyway Mondeo..you keep hating..drink some Haterade...and MRGisEvil can say whatever she wants because she's a GSS groupie..the same with HPD..he used to be a hater but I think he's moved over to team GSS..

on-topic..

Any ideas on good give-aways for the next convention we're going to??? A booth two over from us always gives out Dove bars..so we have some competiton..candy and pens are sort of lame..one stand gives out rulers..another coffee mugs..but that's expensive..any sugestions..anyone anyone Bueller..

 

[campgottagopee]

I don't want to be a mod anymore..because I think the mod power would get to my head banning threadjacks and spammers.any word on the Attitash timeshare??? What about those entry level skiboots...shout out to hurt my knee..do you know if cut parabolic skis are good on blue squares???

Nice, reverse psychology, I didn’t think of using that---I think its working.

 

[dmc]

Any ideas on good give-aways for the next convention we're going to??? A booth two over from us always gives out Dove bars..so we have some competiton..candy and pens are sort of lame..one stand gives out rulers..another coffee mugs..but that's expensive..any sugestions..anyone anyone Bueller..

How about crack?

We gave away those little skateboard fingerboard things and yoyos last year at a trade show in Vegas last year...

 

[ctenidae]

on-topic..

Any ideas on good give-aways for the next convention we're going to??? A booth two over from us always gives out Dove bars..so we have some competiton..candy and pens are sort of lame..one stand gives out rulers..another coffee mugs..but that's expensive..any sugestions..anyone anyone Bueller..

We gave out Lego models of our stuff at our annual meeting- went over huge. You can design your own stuff, but little ones will cost you $4 or $5 a piece, which is probably more than you want to spend on pieces to hand out at a convention. How many people attend, anyway?

 

[mondeo]

Yeah but if I made one jab at someone else I'd have a PM from Greg within 7 seconds..there are obvious double standards here..anyway Mondeo..you keep hating..drink some Haterade...and MRGisEvil can say whatever she wants because she's a GSS groupie..the same with HPD..he used to be a hater but I think he's moved over to team GSS..

I dunno, it seems to me like you've gotten your panties in a bunch lately over the whole OSME thing. Lashing out violently against anyone you feel like. Much more serious than your usual brand of idiocy.

Maybe it's just June, and you need a village for the village idiot to be tolerable.

 

[mondeo]

How bout little stuffed death dolls?

 

[Geoff]

How bout little stuffed death dolls?

GSS and his match.com date dolls?

 

[Mildcat]

..this one girl I met had more facial hair than me(I just have sideburns) but she was a great kisser..:lol:

If you go out with her again try massaging her Adams Apple, chicks love that! :lol:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

We gave out Lego models of our stuff at our annual meeting- went over huge. You can design your own stuff, but little ones will cost you $4 or $5 a piece, which is probably more than you want to spend on pieces to hand out at a convention. How many people attend, anyway?

Maybe 1,000 attending...I'd say we'd need at least 200..

Some things seen the past two days at the convention..yes there is great people watching..

1. Middle aged dude with pants pulled up and belted tight just below his manboobs..
2. Grandma with detailed print of her 5 grandkids on the side of her purse. ]
3, Dudes chaindrinking boxed wine..I saw the caterers filling up the carafes at 1030AM and people were on it like a hobo and a ham sandwich..I like a good beer buzz early in the morning but this is redonkulous..
4. Rent a cop dude acted like he was guarding an assembly of foreign diplomats..thanks that walky talky will keep an urn salesman from going postal..
5. Little kids taking our tombstone brochures..what's with little kids in conventions??? The one kid had all kinds of fun with a balloon..blowing it up..letting it go..chasing after it..picking it up from the toejam encrusted floor with a sticky sheen of spilled Franzia the finest pink wine from the south of Trenton...
6. The casket salesman party like rockstars..despite business being dead..

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

If you go out with her again try massaging her Adams Apple, chicks love that! :lol:

been there done her!!! As long as she has a girls name it's totally legit!!!!!

 

[Beetlenut]

Joking that someone's attending a NAMBLA convention is going a bit beyond the line if you ask me :/

if you ask you when you're sober that is! :smile:

 

[RootDKJ]

I love screaming random stuff at people from the lift...Root, my favorite is from about a year and a half ago. I was on the 6-pack with Chippy, Eugene and a few others and when the lift went over the Lazy Mile/Sidewinder merge..I yelled to this random woman,"Mary, you gave me Herpes"..it was priceless...lol

Don't you mean now Yooouuu-gene? Chippy hit me up on facebook.

 

[Glenn]

I don't even know what NAMBLA is but I could take a few guesses..

National Associaton of Morticans Belonging to LA fitness???...
North American Murphy Brown Locos and Anus's

and one final guess

National Aliance for More Bikes Less Audis??

National Association of Marlin Brando Look Alikes

 

[wa-loaf]

Any ideas on good give-aways for the next convention we're going to??? A booth two over from us always gives out Dove bars..so we have some competiton..candy and pens are sort of lame..one stand gives out rulers..another coffee mugs..but that's expensive..any sugestions..anyone anyone Bueller..

Six Feet Under dvds?

We gave out Lego models of our stuff at our annual meeting- went over huge. You can design your own stuff, but little ones will cost you $4 or $5 a piece, which is probably more than you want to spend on pieces to hand out at a convention. How many people attend, anyway?

Some lego caskets or tombstones would be cool. Or have one big funeral home or cemetery as a grand prize.

 

[RootDKJ]

Any ideas on good give-aways for the next convention we're going to??? A booth two over from us always gives out Dove bars..so we have some competiton..candy and pens are sort of lame..one stand gives out rulers..another coffee mugs..but that's expensive..any sugestions..anyone anyone Bueller..

Dead Like Me DVD's. One of the funniest shows ever.