I had a gal ask me this past evening how many females ive taken home on my handle bar

[Brownsville Brooklyn]

lol....NONE & I wont....for some reason "chicks" dig my bicycles:beer::beer::argue::argue:

 

[ctenidae]

I'll bite- how many dudes have you taken home on your handle bar?

 

[Brownsville Brooklyn]

I'll bite- how many dudes have you taken home on your handle bar?

the guy in the white shirt....it was family night at institution last night....incredible weather....can u believe this guy is 61?

 

[legalskier]

...and then I found five dollars.

 

[Groundskeeper Willie]

one can clearly see...

the guy in the white shirt....it was family night at institution last night....incredible weather....can u believe this guy is 61?

just how thrilled the bartender is to see you..

 

[marcski]

the guy in the white shirt....it was family night at institution last night....incredible weather....can u believe this guy is 61?

Umm....I don't know about you, but he seems to be a bit soft in the middle...IMHO, I know a lot of guys in their 60's that look better.

 

[Marc]

Umm....I don't know about you, but he seems to be a bit soft in the middle...IMHO, I know a lot of guys in their 60's that look better.

+1

My father is a month away from 61. He looks younger in every way aside from hair. His has gone salt and pepper. His waist is 34", which I believe is one inch greater than when he was in college.

 

[wa-loaf]

I'm glad I don't live on Long Island.

 

[bvibert]

i'm glad i don't live on long island.

+1

 

[RootDKJ]

...and then I found five dollars.

Excellent use of May 14th's Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day

 

[SKIQUATTRO]

more grease in that bartenders hair than on the grill....

 

[Glenn]

can u believe this guy is 61?

ShamWow! Seriously? That guy doesn't look a day older than 58.5! Amazing!



:smash:

 

[Geoff]

lol....NONE & I wont....for some reason "chicks" dig my bicycles:beer::beer::argue::argue:

And the next morning, they plead drunken immunity.

 

[ctenidae]

lol....NONE & I wont....for some reason "chicks" dig my bicycles:beer::beer::argue::argue:

Why is "chicks" in quotes? Not quite sure they're female?

 

[Geoff]

Why is "chicks" in quotes? Not quite sure they're female?

They had an Adams Apple.
<citation needed>

 

[Brownsville Brooklyn]

And the next morning, they plead drunken immunity.

watch the mouth!!uke: