sick.

[davidhowland14]

In the spirit of austin's post (I think we all know which one i'm referring to), here's another story.

http://inqdrop.com/index.php?con=viewarticle&act=view&Aid=103

Have you ever been sitting outside on a nice Saturday afternoon, enjoying a couple of beers and maybe a hot dog or two and just thought,"man, this picnic table sure is good looking." Well sure anyone can be tempted by the fine grain, sawed 2x4's, and chipping paint of a table, but who would actually act out on it? haha.


40 yr. old Art Price Jr., a resident of Bellevue, Ohio, did just that. Police were called in and Mr. Price was arrested when neighbors saw him having sex with picnic table 4 times between 10:30 am and noon on Mar. 14, 2008. When doing so, he was completely naked and used the hole where the umbrella goes for ...um..."fun times". Ugh.


Next time dude, get a room.

 

[severine]

:lol: :lol: :lol: He must have confused it for a glory hole.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Dr Skimeister]

In the spirit of austin's post (I think we all know which one i'm referring to), here's another story.


Have you ever been sitting outside on a nice Saturday afternoon, enjoying a couple of beers and maybe a hot dog or two and just thought,"man, this picnic table sure is good looking." Well sure anyone can be tempted by the fine grain, sawed 2x4's, and chipping paint of a table, but who would actually act out on it? haha.


40 yr. old Art Price Jr., a resident of Bellevue, Ohio, did just that. Police were called in and Mr. Price was arrested when neighbors saw him having sex with picnic table 4 times between 10:30 am and noon on Mar. 14, 2008. When doing so, he was completely naked and used the hole where the umbrella goes for ...um..."fun times". Ugh.

"Hello Doc, it's Art again.

Remember when I called you last week about the '4-Hour' thing? Well...now I need some help with some splinters"

 

[bvibert]

Glad I'm not the only one turned on by picnic tables. I'm gonna have to see if I can contact this guy, maybe we can start a support group or something...

 

[Hawkshot99]

So you are saying that it is wrong to have sex with my picnic table???

Guess it is back to celebesy...

 

[drjeff]

I might as well say it, because someone definately will otherwise I guess he got wood

 

[RISkier]

Must have been made of knotty pine.

 

[ckofer]

"I suppose you could put an umbrella in that hole. That's one versatile table!"

 

[dmc]

So you are saying that it is wrong to have sex with my picnic table???

i didnt get the memo either.. I did get a couple splinters though..