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ctenidae

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BB must have my work address- got this email this morning from Walmund Tromble:

Harley board confirms Wis. plants to stay open Huckabee's Defensive Posture Professor Jarocki and Chopin left Warsaw on the 9th of September, 1828, and after five days posting arrived in Berlin, where they put up at the Kronprinz.Among the conveniences of this hotel our friend had the pleasant surprise of finding a good grand piano. He played on it every day, and was rewarded for his pains not only by the pleasure it gave him, but also by the admiration of the landlord. Through his travelling companions friend and teacher, M. H. K. Lichtenstein, professor of zoology and director of the Zoological Museum, who was a member of the Singakademie and on good terms with Zelter, the conductor of that society, he hoped to be made acquainted with the most distinguished musicians of the Prussian capital, and looked to Prince Radziwill for an introduction to the musical autocrat Spontini, with whom Lichtenstein was not on a friendly footing. In these hopes, however, Chopin was disappointed, and had to content himself with looking at the stars from afar.

Ich übernahm ihn mit Ergebung: denn ich hielt für Schuldigkeit, selbst mit Aufopferung meines Gefühls diesem trefflichen Kreise von Menschen meinen Einstand abzutragen.Therese hatte unter diesen Worten ihren Gast sehr freundlich angesehen. O wie süß ist es, rief sie aus, seine eigne überzeugung aus einem fremden Munde zu hören! Wie werden wir erst recht wir selbst, wenn uns ein anderer vollkommen recht gibt. Auch ich denke über Lothario vollkommen wie Sie; nicht jedermann läßt ihm Gerechtigkeit widerfahren, dafür schwärmen aber auch alle die für ihn, die ihn näher kennen, und das schmerzliche Gefühl, das sich in meinem Herzen zu seinem Andenken mischt, kann mich nicht abhalten, täglich an ihn zu denken. Ein Seufzer erweiterte ihre Brust, indem sie dieses sagte, und in ihrem rechten Auge blinkte eine schöne Träne. Glauben Sie nicht, fuhr sie fort, daß ich so weich, so leicht zu rühren bin! Es ist nur das Auge, das weint.

Now Hepzebiah really didnt know just what it all was about. But she had heard Marmaduke say Peacock, so she took her finger out of her mouth just long enough to point at the Guinea-hen, who was screeching horribly out in the barnyard. Then choosing some sticks--very carefully, for they must be straight--he tucked the boat under his arm and, with the three children close at his heels, walked over to the pond and sat down under the Crying Tree, where the sun shone bright and warm. In his pockets he rummaged again, those pockets which always held just the right thing. It was a small bottle this time, all filled with tiny pink pills. Much nicer these were, the children thought, than that yellow stuff in the big bottle they hated so. Around the pond and over the bridge went the Toyman, to the other side. When the ship reached the opposite shore he swung it around and sent it back on the return voyage. The White Swan had reached port safely, when the Toyman said: Its funny what different opinions folks have.

"Glauben Sie nicht, fuhr sie fort, daß ich so weich, so leicht zu rühren bin!" indeed!
 

Glenn

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Where there any smiley emoticons in the e-mail or random black and white photos?
 

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BB must have my work address- got this email this morning from Walmund Tromble

I copied & pasted part of the first paragraph into a Google search, which directed me to Google books, which brought up Frederick Chopin as a Man and Musician by Frederick Niecks. So no, BB didn't write it....just plagiarized it when he emailed it to you.
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RootDKJ

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I just got that one. Is the dis in the spamming biz now?

One day a went out for a picnic. They took cats , and men and went to sleep. When they got to thetest , the boy and the girl went to play on the rest. While they were playing, they saw a cute little eating ant , in a big tree. When they saw rest eating, the girl and boy got hungry. So they went to help their mother and father put down map and get the food out of nest. The girl and her father had a best time each. The boy and his mother each had a hamburgers and fries. The whole family.gif (4436 bytes)had some drinks with their food, and pie for dessert. Greek Translation Post by Kay Thu Jul 24, 2010 11:10 am I am interested in writing a greek translation for KnowledgeTree but I really need some help in making it possible to run on my system using the source edition. I have completed everything and my problem resides on this...Please check this thread.. Kay Posts: 10 Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2010 5:06 pm Top Post by dim_par Fri Sep 12, 2010 5:33 pm Did you proceed with the greek language pack?I'm interested in it.If you have any news or help i m willing Thanks dim_par Posts: 1 Joined: Fri Sep 12, 2010 5:21 pm Top Re: Greek Translation Post by Wed Nov 26, 2010 11:32 am I have created a Greek Language Plugin (see the relevant project I registered today). I am using KT 3.5.4 and it seems to work fine. Of course there is a lot of work in translating. Watch the projects release news, I will be releasing a bare bones version in the next couple of days. At least it will will give us a start. ank Posts: 2 Joined: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:12 am
 

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Got a pretty good one today:

Hi,firend
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ctenidae

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I got 100% saitidified once. Took 2 weeks, 4 gallons of peanut oil, and one of those loofas on a stick to get it off.
 

ctenidae

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I was looking for a beer store gift certificate my dad said he sent, and searched the spam folder to se if it had ended up there. Of 1949 spam emails, only 2 contained the word "Beer" and they were from January and March.

One thing even spammers can't corrupt is beer!
 
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