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Stupid, stupid people.

bvibert

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zowi420 said:
Well, obviously, she had to have a fake one, in case they, you know....watched.
My sarcasm meter might be broken, but don't you think that it might have been a little more suspicious when they saw her whip 'it' out???
 

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zowi420 said:
Well, obviously, she had to have a fake one, in case they, you know....watched.

Hmmm...but if they watched, wouldn't it be a little suspicious that the "sample" came from the "item" microwaved considering she's not supposed to have one of those?
 

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bvibert said:
My sarcasm meter might be broken, but don't you think that it might have been a little more suspicious when they saw her whip 'it' out???

Another way of asking my question.
 

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Maybe she was planning on inserting this urine filled phallic device into her depths... and then proceeding to practice her kegels...
 

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RIDEr said:
Pretty amazing what this world is coming to.

Isn't it, though?
I'm particularly fond of the fact that the police are going to charge them with something, as soon as they can figure out what. There's gotta be some law somewhere that covers this level of stupidity.
 

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ctenidae said:
Isn't it, though?
I'm particularly fond of the fact that the police are going to charge them with something, as soon as they can figure out what. There's gotta be some law somewhere that covers this level of stupidity.

Easy charge. Pull them over for driving recklessly and have an excuse for searching their car for drugs. I'm sure if they are trying to pass a drug test they aren't eating a lot of poppyseed bagels.
 

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ctenidae said:
Isn't it, though?
I'm particularly fond of the fact that the police are going to charge them with something, as soon as they can figure out what. There's gotta be some law somewhere that covers this level of stupidity.

Par for the course, my friend, par for the course.
 

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bvibert said:
My sarcasm meter might be broken, but don't you think that it might have been a little more suspicious when they saw her whip 'it' out???
I was being sarcastic, too. My humor escapes you.
 
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