Oh Dear Lord, let this be a joke

[Marc]

BMW-Benz CRX

 

[HD333]

My question would be, what kind of car were you searching for the made that thing come up?

 

[Marc]

1995-1999 m3.

 

[bvibert]

Those poor cars...

It's like a train wreck, I just can't stop looking at it... uke:

 

[billski]

Lemme guess. Parked at a Wal-Mart in New Jersey!:blink:

Waaaay too much time on his hands. Should get a job.

 

[Edd]

Looks like it's painted like a stealth fighter...this car probably does not show up on radar.

 

[bvibert]

This thread is useless without pics...

 

[Trekchick]

I like how the link next to the price says, "save this car"

 

[Beetlenut]

Better hurry, he might change his mind, LoL! That would of course infer he has one to begin with.

 

[Marc]

Looks like it's painted like a stealth fighter...this car probably does not show up on radar.

Because a no clear, flat finish isn't just for '56 Merc's anymore.

 

[Philpug]

Jersey tags. 'Nuff said.

 

[drjeff]

I don't own nearly enough gold chains, have any tattoos, wear my balll caps sideways/backwards or listen to anything rap music hard corp enough to even consider that "franken-car!"

How much do you want to be that the obviously early 20's male who created that thing was thinking all the time about how is masterpiece was going to get him laid the second he slowly cruised (with the tunes cranking at about 150 decibels) within about mile of a mall/club???

 

[RootDKJ]

Ahhhh....Jersey!

 

[Marc]

I don't own nearly enough gold chains, have any tattoos, wear my balll caps sideways/backwards or listen to anything rap music hard corp enough to even consider that "franken-car!"

How much do you want to be that the obviously early 20's male who created that thing was thinking all the time about how is masterpiece was going to get him laid the second he slowly cruised (with the tunes cranking at about 150 decibels) within about mile of a mall/club???

Knowing what we know about it, probably more likely they were cruisin the jr. high school.

 

[Glenn]

It is essentially the best of all world and you can't tell me I'm wrong there.

Oh yes I could!

I've never understood the purpose of making one car "look" like another. For the amount of time and money he put in to that POS, he probably could have just purchased a semi decent used Benz or BMW.

 

[wa-loaf]

Oh yes I could!

I've never understood the purpose of making one car "look" like another. For the amount of time and money he put in to that POS, he probably could have just purchased a semi decent used Benz or BMW.

I don't know. I always thought the Beetles with the Rolls hoods were cool when I was a kid.

 

[Glenn]

 

[billski]

somehow I could stomach the bug and even found it funny.
The tri-sexual car seems more like a nightmare.

 

[bvibert]

Somehow that isn't nearly as offensive as the creation Marc linked to.

 

[billski]

Somehow that isn't nearly as offensive as the creation Marc linked to.

I think it's because the VW sex change operation is so divergent - low end to high end, that makes it funny, more of a royalty-mistress relationship.