The "answer the person below you thread"

[wa-loaf]

Inspired by Beano's question thread this is the answer thread. Post an answer and the next person needs to come up with the question and a new answer.

To start:

Dirigible.

 

[Kerovick]

The word that the above poster used to start this game

42

 

[MRGisevil]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?



Because I said so.

 

[BushMogulMaster]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?



Because I said so.

Why?

D7b9

 

[BeanoNYC]

Why?

D7b9

R2D2's bastard cousin


Hemoroid

 

[Marc]

R2D2's bastard cousin


Hemoroid

What did Barry Bonds tells everyone the "roid" scandal was all about?

ctenidae's first sexual encounter.

 

[BeanoNYC]

What did Barry Bonds tells everyone the "roid" scandal was all about?

ctenidae's first sexual encounter.

What is a warm apple pie?

Amish farm.

 

[Marc]

What is a warm apple pie?

Amish farm.

Where was Marc's first sexual encounter?

Beano's favorite student.

 

[BeanoNYC]

Where was Marc's first sexual encounter?

Beano's favorite student.

Who is someone who laughs at Beano's stupid jokes.

 

[wa-loaf]

Who is someone who laughs at Beano's stupid jokes.

Never mind, don't answer that.

A goat, Marc and a bushel of potatos.

 

[Marc]

Never mind, don't answer that.

A goat, Marc and a bushel of potatos.

What will be present at your bachelor party if Marc is your best man?


Strip clubs.

 

[wa-loaf]

Where I wish I was instead of watching Gagne pitch ..

Losers

What do you call the Red Sox in September?


Bordello.

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Bordello.

What's another word for "nunnery"?

Yardsale.

 

[tree_skier]

What's another word for "nunnery"?

Yardsale.

What happens to Bob every time he sees a pro jump.

Helmet

 

[wa-loaf]

What happens to Bob every time he sees a pro jump.

Helmet

What's that band? The one that does the heavy stuff?

Eye of newt.

 

[bvibert]

What's that band? The one that does the heavy stuff?

Eye of newt.

What should I put in my boss's coffee when he's not looking?

Scurvy.

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Scurvy.

What do you get after a full season of eating the world famous Whiteface Chili (TM)?

Sloppy joe's.

 

[bill2ski]

What's the best place to get sloppy seconds


Roadrash

 

[wa-loaf]

What's the best place to get sloppy seconds


Roadrash

Swampass + Roadtrip = ?


Light speed.

 

[ctenidae]

Light speed.

What do you call Bode Miller on a diet?

Anaphelactic.