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[Hawkshot99]

My daughter sometimes likes to crawl around on the floor and bark like a dog. Would it still hurt her self esteem if I called her a dog in that instance??

Only if you video tape it and show it to a boyfriend in 10 years or so....:beer:

 

[tcharron]

My daughter sometimes likes to crawl around on the floor and bark like a dog. Would it still hurt her self esteem if I called her a dog in that instance??

Only if you video tape it and show it to a boyfriend in 10 years or so....:beer:

Of course, then you have to deal with the inevitable..

"Big deal, she still does that for me, but with less clothes.."

See, there's a reason why I love my 3 *BOYS*.

 

[bvibert]

Only if you video tape it and show it to a boyfriend in 10 years or so....:beer:

She better not have any boyfriends at 12! :uzi:

 

[severine]

All you people currently in serious relationships, or contemplating taking the plunge, should take note of the following very important news:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301717,00.html

Keeping a robot for sex could reduce human prostitution and the problems that come with it.
However, "in a marriage or other relationship, one partner could be jealous or consider it infidelity if the other used a robot," Levy said. "But who knows, maybe some other relationships could welcome a robot. Instead of a woman saying, 'Darling, not tonight, I have a headache,' you could get 'Darling, I have a headache, why not use your robot?'"

Ummm... there are already things for just that occasion. Though I have to laugh at much of that article. Scary to think that's supposedly the world my children and grandchildren will grow up in.

 

[severine]

My daughter sometimes likes to crawl around on the floor and bark like a dog. Would it still hurt her self esteem if I called her a dog in that instance??

Only if you video tape it and show it to a boyfriend in 10 years or so....:beer:

Of course, then you have to deal with the inevitable..

"Big deal, she still does that for me, but with less clothes.."

See, there's a reason why I love my 3 *BOYS*.

She better not have any boyfriends at 12! :uzi:

We should have had 2 boys!

 

[Hawkshot99]

Of course, then you have to deal with the inevitable..

"Big deal, she still does that for me, but with less clothes.."

See, there's a reason why I love my 3 *BOYS*.

Winner!!!!

 

[Hawkshot99]

She better not have any boyfriends at 12! :uzi:

Ok 15 years? although you need to be realistic....:blink:

 

[bvibert]

I don't think I want to read this thread anymore. Besides I'm going to be too busy constructing the cage to keep my daughter from leaving the house after she reaches the age of 6...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I don't think I want to read this thread anymore. Besides I'm going to be too busy constructing the cage to keep my daughter from leaving the house after she reaches the age of 6...

Brian you'll be a grandfather before you know it...scary because you're only two years older than me..

 

[severine]

Brian you'll be a grandfather before you know it...scary because you're only two years older than me..

Isn't that one of the added benefits of robot sex? No pesky accidents? Could be worse. My aunt actually was a grandmother at 32 years old.....

I don't think I want to read this thread anymore. Besides I'm going to be too busy constructing the cage to keep my daughter from leaving the house after she reaches the age of 6...

Would the dog crate work?

 

[snoseek]

serious relationship, but neither of us would use the word "serious" to describe. we have been together five years now, and all is well. neither of us have anything against marraige, we just don't see the point as children are most likely not in the future (fingers crossed). she is definitly my soul mate and i hope to grow old with her.

 

[Hawkshot99]

My famous line to my daughter when she was 16 ..
Daughter " You can't tell me what to do .. you can't control me! "
Dad " You're right, I realize I can't control you but I am pretty sure I can control your boyfriend "
Edit: a couple of weeks later he decided he didn't want to date her anymore ...

And what did you do/say to him?:grin:

 

[wa-loaf]

My famous line to my daughter when she was 16 ..
Daughter " You can't tell me what to do .. you can't control me! "
Dad " You're right, I realize I can't control you but I am pretty sure I can control your boyfriend "
Edit: a couple of weeks later he decided he didn't want to date her anymore ...

LOL, there's going to be a lot of shotgun polishing when my daughter is old enough to date. :lol:

 

[jack97]

I think I told him out back of the house while I was dismembering a tree with an axe ..

I should have gotten attack dogs instead collies.

 

[severine]

I should have gotten attack dogs instead collies.

Yeah, something tells me our cocker spaniel just isn't going to be menacing enough...

 

[Marc]

Yeah, something tells me our cocker spaniel just isn't going to be menacing enough...

I can loan you my guard sheep.


I... will not be having kids. I don't want a girl for obvious reasons, and I don't want a boy in case he turns out better then me... then I'd have to kill him and no one wants that.

 

[severine]

I can loan you my guard sheep.


I... will not be having kids. I don't want a girl for obvious reasons, and I don't want a boy in case he turns out better then me... then I'd have to kill him and no one wants that.

I thought they were guard goats?

Was it Bill Cosby who said, "You know, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you."

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

bump

 

[wa-loaf]

still married.

 

[Warp Daddy]

Married 43 years < 2 adult children : one a math professor near Boston , one a Medical Professional in Manhattan , 4 Grandkids: two boys 13 and 8 two girls 8 and 8