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[Moe Ghoul]

Wow, howza about that commerical TP in restrooms? anyone notice that the squares are smaller, thinner and narrower? And half the time you have to serate a piece to get it started by sticking your hand into the holder up to yer elbow? Sometimes it feels like waxpaper.
Agreed on the paper quality determining minimum square amount. A safe bet to avoid the dreaded rip thru is 4 squares folded over. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

It's like gawking at a car accident, one just can't help it.

True dat.

It's like late last week when I spent nearly 2.5 hours covering the 10 miles from the intersection of I-678 and I-95 and the GWB. I swore to myself that when I passed whatever was holding us up, I wouldn't look, but I couldn't help crawling past the scene to check out the overturned tractor trailer at the division between the upper and lower decks of the George Washington Bridge.

What a bad intersection.

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Though, with the increase in food prices, the quality of choices goes down, which may lead to an increased need for more sheets.

Or......Higher food prices leads to less eating leads to less need for TP.....So, when the need comes up, I still don't think you need to skimp since you've already saved on the front end (unless costs really get insane).

 

[ctenidae]

Wow, howza about that commerical TP in restrooms? anyone notice that the squares are smaller, thinner and narrower? And half the time you have to serate a piece to get it started by sticking your hand into the holder up to yer elbow? Sometimes it feels like waxpaper.
Agreed on the paper quality determining minimum square amount. A safe bet to avoid the dreaded rip thru is 4 squares folded over. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should see the stuff they use in Poland. Even for home use, I've seen brown paper bags that were softer. Next time we go visit my in-laws, I'm bringing some Quilted Northern. Nothing like sandpaper and heavy doses of cabbage to make you walk funny.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

You should see the stuff they use in Poland. Even for home use, I've seen brown paper bags that were softer. Next time we go visit my in-laws, I'm bringing some Quilted Northern. Nothing like sandpaper and heavy doses of cabbage to make you walk funny.

I'm aware. Having spent most of my childhood overseas, german product was frightening. Grey, rough, and I swear I saw splinters in it. I warned a school buddy of mine to bring his own TP when he travelled to France and other parts of Europe. He thought I was nuts. I told him about the old school french toilets where you stand or crouch over a porcelain hole in the floor. He thought I was kidding. When he got back, he was pretty humble on the phone, recalling his restroom trauma.

 

[deadheadskier]

two, given we're in a recession.

things will have to get much worse before I start skimpin' on the TP. It's Charmin Ultra Soft in this house...no exceptions

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I don't get the babywipes. My wife uses them. I like my TP dry as a saltine with plenty of traction.

 

[BeanoNYC]

But - maybe I just need a break from you guys for a while...

We all need breaks from here once in a while. We'll welcome you back with open arms. How about you peek into the grateful thread once in a while? It is concert season, ya know.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

So, front to back?

Toilet paper- hang the roll with the loose end in the front or the back?

I don't use the toilet paper holder..I just keep the TP on the windowsill in my bathroom..

 

[Paul]

Hooray!!! Poop Thread!!!

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I don't get the babywipes. My wife uses them. I like my TP dry as a saltine with plenty of traction.

If I'm ever married and she wants me to do ass to mouth..she better use babywipes..uke:

 

[BeanoNYC]

I don't get the babywipes. My wife uses them. I like my TP dry as a saltine with plenty of traction.

I use babywipes every time. Even bring travel ones with me when I go away. I go Dry, Wet and finish up dry again.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I use babywipes every time. Even bring travel ones with me when I go away. I go Dry, Wet and finish up dry again.

That's pretty anal.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Yeah I take the travel ones to work and travel pak in the car ..

Nothing like shitting on company time..