bvibert's Roast (was: 10k)

[jack97]

Well, if the weather cooperates (not looking too good) I'll be doing close to a 10K bike ride today. Does that count for anything?

It counts for me; riding, hiking are things I look forward to when there isn't any snow on the ground.

 

[Greg]

This should be that roast you were owed....

Bring it on suckas! :lol:

Thread title renamed. You sure about this? I think the 10K post mark should be the roast threshold. We owe you one TTB.

 

[Greg]

You are incredibly handsome.

[/sarcasm]

 

[Greg]

And your bump skiing skills are second to none:

 

[Greg]

Brian has posted more words on AZ than he has spoken in his entire life.

 

[cbcbd]

lol, good stuff. 10K... it's nice to have goals in life

 

[2knees]

nice job big man, looking forward to skiing with you again this year.

 

[2knees]

god damn sasquatch trim those nose hairs.

i bet you look like a party favor when you sneeze.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I"m catching up

 

[bvibert]

You are incredibly handsome.

[/sarcasm]

Even all banged up I'm still better looking than all the chumps on this board. :lol:

 

[bvibert]

And your bump skiing skills are second to none:

I was just doing my impression of you at Hunter the year before. Did I get it right?

 

[andyzee]

Brian has posted more words on AZ than he has spoken in his entire life.

In one day he's posted more on AZ then spoken in his entire life. :lol:

Although he has gotten more talkative, last few times I saw him, he did say more than yes or no. I think he got actual sentences out!

 

[bvibert]

In one day he's posted more on AZ then spoken in his entire life. :lol:

Although he has gotten more talkative, last few times I saw him, he did say more than yes or no. I think he got actual sentences out!

When I talk to you and most of the other people on here I try to speak in simple terms that you understand. I thought it would be insulting to you to use the system of grunts and snorts that you usually use to communicate.

Did you understand that? I don't think I used too many big words.

 

[Marc]

Wait... so Brian isn't a mute? Huh. All this time I never knew.

 

[bvibert]

Let me work you over some and I can take care of that statement ...

Big words from a snowboarder. Are you sure you can lift your knuckle dragging fists up high enough to reach my face? :lol:

 

[bvibert]

god damn sasquatch trim those nose hairs.

i bet you look like a party favor when you sneeze.

They're there to keep the snot from running all over my face, unlike some people I've seen out on the slopes.

Hey Pat, do you wear the same kick ass wind pants when head to the golf course for a round?

 

[bvibert]

This is the weakest roast I've ever seen.

I understand though, it's hard to roast someone who's perfect... 8)

 

[Marc]

This is the weakest roast I've ever seen.

I understand though, it's hard to roast someone who's perfect... 8)

We're just not mean enough to kick a guy when he's down.

 

[Greg]

They're there to keep the snot from running all over my face, unlike some people I've seen out on the slopes.

Hey Pat, do you wear the same kick ass wind pants when head to the golf course for a round?

OMFG! :lol: Pat just got OWNED. The snot comment is classic! :lol:

 

[andyzee]

Pathetic enough when you have to pat yourself on the back for being a post whore. Even more pathetic when you have to start your own roast, so sorry for you dude