A few tips from the bike shop - from The Best of Craigslist

[WJenness]

Erm... I might be in the minority in this thread, but I think I'll stick to human females... Thanks.

-w

 

[Glenn]

a dedication to all the hipster duchebags:

-if you sh!theads had any money, you wouldn't need 140cm wide rockers to get laid. Go have a dredlock growing contest in front of american apparel, so that i can continue selling $300 package skis to fatties, which is what keeps the lights on.

lmao!

 

[bvibert]

Perhaps an old, toothless unicorn then?

Or perhaps the magical powers of the unicorn would thus offer protection, as well as superior ability?

:lol:

Wow, this thread has gone disturbingly off track. I'm surprised that Marc hasn't chimed in. I guess he doesn't waste his time with mythical creatures...

 

[Trekchick]

perhaps marc thinks this is still about the Craigslist tips.