How do you like your coffee?

[bvibert]

 

[ctenidae]

I drink tea at work all day.
Mostly because office coffee sucks and Dunkin' is too far away.

 

[bvibert]

I feel like I'm going to have to start drinking coffee just to defend my manhood... :roll:

 

[JimG.]

I feel like I'm going to have to start drinking coffee just to defend my manhood... :roll:

No, just answer this question better next time.

Say you like your coffee black, no milk or sugar, preferably a little burned and thickened. And that you like some coffee grinds at the bottom of each cup. And some broken glass.

Yeah, some broken glass.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I like my coffee like I like my women...strong..black..and hot..mmmmmmm

 

[Marc]

No, just answer this question better next time.

Say you like your coffee black, no milk or sugar, preferably a little burned and thickened. And that you like some coffee grinds at the bottom of each cup. And some broken glass.

Yeah, some broken glass.

And if it needs to be cut (only because it's too thick to pour from the cup) you do it with turpentine.

 

[JimG.]

And if it needs to be cut (only because it's too thick to pour from the cup) you do it with turpentine.

Or you use a spoon.

 

[ctenidae]

Or you use a spoon.

Preferably dull.


Because it'll hurt more.

 

[dmc]

I like my coffee like I like my women...strong..black..and hot..mmmmmmm

Actually sounds like a friend of mine wife...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Actually sounds like a friend of mine wife...

Is she a swinger???:beer:

 

[JimG.]

Is she a swinger???:beer:

That's it...GSS you'll never meet my wife.

Jamaican, 5'2', 115lbs. (even after 3 kids), strong willed.

But she's not ebony...more coffee and cream color.

 

[dmc]

That's it...GSS you'll never meet my wife.

 

[bvibert]

No, just answer this question better next time.

Say you like your coffee black, no milk or sugar, preferably a little burned and thickened. And that you like some coffee grinds at the bottom of each cup. And some broken glass.

Yeah, some broken glass.

Gotcha.

I like my coffee so thick that I have to chew it. I mix nails in so that while I'm chewing my coffee I can spit the nails out like a nail gun to frame houses.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

That's it...GSS you'll never meet my wife.

Jamaican, 5'2', 115lbs. (even after 3 kids), strong willed.

But she's not ebony...more coffee and cream color.

me likey..my GF is 5'1...good things come in small packages..

 

[ctenidae]

me likey..my GF is 5'1...good things come in small packages..

Yeah,t eh Post Office gets pissed when they have to deliver larger boxes.

 

[bvibert]

Yeah,t eh Post Office gets pissed when they have to deliver larger boxes.

My mail man was reading my copy of "How to pick up trashy women" when he delivered it...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Yeah,t eh Post Office gets pissed when they have to deliver larger boxes.

hahahahahahahaif this girl doesn't work out..I'm getting a mail order bride from Russia..and to stay on topic..she's gonna make me coffee..lol

 

[jack97]

My mail man was reading my copy of "How to pick up trashy women" when he delivered it...

Can you post any pointer?

BTW, I like my coffee hot, sweet and brown.... like the way I like my .....

 

[ctenidae]

My mail man was reading my copy of "How to pick up trashy women" when he delivered it...

Well played, sir.

 

[JimG.]

None of you are ever meeting my wife.