How do you...

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

There are some things I just don't want to know about somebody .. it's just a matter of time before GSS starts a thread asking How do you wipe your ass?...

I think the best method is starting at the Taint..lol

 

[severine]

Wish I could go for a mani/pedi right now. Or at least a pedi.

I trim over the toilet for toenails... finger nails, I have a bad habit of biting off and throwing out the window (I tend to chew them in the car). Gross, I know.

I don't even want to think about being incapacitated as far as wiping goes right now.

 

[ctenidae]

I think the best method is starting at the Taint..lol

So, front to back?

Toilet paper- hang the roll with the loose end in the front or the back?

 

[severine]

Toilet paper- hang the roll with the loose end in the front or the back?

Definitely over. I hate it when TP is hung under! :evil:

 

[drjeff]

There was a discussion on this at Epic for a person who broke both wrists skiing!!!:-o
Think about it!

I'd thinking a little air/water snowgun turned on and aimed in the "right location" should take care of that problem See and I even turned this ski related!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

So, front to back?

Toilet paper- hang the roll with the loose end in the front or the back?

HAHA!! My wife and I have that battle at every roll replacement. I like it out front. We have a bidet, that comes in handy, too.

 

[drjeff]

Definitely over. I hate it when TP is hung under! :evil:

As long as there's more than 1 sheet left on the roll, I could careless about the over/under thing

 

[deadheadskier]

I never understood the over / under TP debate. Does it really matter? I suppose that over is the more accepted norm as that's what hotels do, plus they add the little triangle fold.

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Definitely over. I hate it when TP is hung under! :evil:

x1,000,000!

And, uh, no to the bidet. I'll be careful when going number 1, but doing the bidet thing is just a little too, uhh, emasculating (IMHO).

 

[Trekchick]

HAHA!! My wife and I have that battle at every roll replacement. I like it out front. We have a bidet, that comes in handy, too.

Its over! IF you don't believe me, look at the TP with a pattern or print on it. The little print goes in a direction that only works if its over.

 

[jack97]

Its over! IF you don't believe me, look at the TP with a pattern or print on it. The little print goes in a direction that only works if its over.

I don't see the point of having prints on TP:???:

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Its over! IF you don't believe me, look at the TP with a pattern or print on it. The little print goes in a direction that only works if its over.

Patterns? Print? Good lord, its toilet paper. Ours is solid white.....idiotproof.

 

[Trekchick]

I don't see the point of having prints on TP:???:

Patterns? Print? Good lord, its toilet paper. Ours is solid white.....idiotproof.

I don't tend to buy TP with a print, but if you should happen to see some with a print, it is designed to go OVER.:wink:

TP joke of the day.

How do you toast toilet paper?








































you don't, you just brown it on one side. :roll:

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

I don't see the point of having prints on TP:???:

Well, Northern is quilted for your comfort and for greater effectiveness. So what if the quilting pattern happens to be nice? Having a little bit of beauty during those moments isn't a bad thing.

 

[severine]

You all are so easy to manipulate .. the hand held shower massager is as good as having a bidet.. right??

Well that's a whole OTHER topic!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I don't tend to buy TP with a print, but if you should happen to see some with a print, it is designed to go OVER.:wink:

TP joke of the day.

How do you toast toilet paper?







































you don't, you just brown it on one side. :roll:

Bathroom humor never gets old, lol

If yer down to the last few squares there is an advanced foldover technique, but I digress........

 

[ctenidae]

So, how many sheets does it take?
I find that 3 is a bare minimum, and that only if it's quality paper.

 

[jack97]

So, how many sheets does it take?
I find that 3 is a bare minimum, and that only if it's quality paper.

two, given we're in a recession.

 

[noski]

You skiers/boarders never cease to amaze me. It's like gawking at a car accident, one just can't help it.

 

[ctenidae]

two, given we're in a recession.

Good answer.

Though, with the increase in food prices, the quality of choices goes down, which may lead to an increased need for more sheets.

The next great defensive stock: toilet paper. May actually be worth more than most stock certificates.