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How many bras are required before the tree is deemed a "Bra Tree"

C-Rex

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My girl also wears some expensive boobie supporting garments, most of which I bought her. I love going into a Victoria's Secret with her, picking out a bunch of stuff I like and watching her try it all on. It makes a day of walking around the mall totally worth while. She usually looks at the bra trees and says something like, "Those girls need to take their men bra shopping and up their game. No way am I throwing one of mine up there." I tell her I'm totally willing to support the ladies during her run after but for some reason she's still not game. I wonder if I could get her to throw some panties up. I'd have to rip them off though. There's no way she's taking her pants off on a cold lift.
 

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Fixed it for ya DHS ;)

Unfortunately with age, collagen fibers like to STRETCH and don't always snap back like they used too. Hence why i'd never consider skiing bumps without a pair of spandex compression shorts as my 1st base layer anymore :eek: :eek: :eek:

Leave it to a doctor to ruin the fun

Not to be a boob dork, but I've had to do a fair amount of studying of mammography. There is zero medical evidence supporting any relationship between breast feeding or not wearing a bra with boob sag. Genetics, age, number of pregnancies, bmi and smoking are the culprits. ;).
 

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Not to be a boob dork, but I've had to do a fair amount of studying of mammography. There is zero medical evidence supporting any relationship between breast feeding or not wearing a bra with boob sag. Genetics, age, number of pregnancies, bmi and smoking are the culprits. ;).


I've been told that wearing a bra is actually what can lead to sagging. It causes the tissue that holds them up to become weak. Not sure if there's any validity to it, but I'm all for less bras in the world.
 

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thank you for this thread, now i'm thinking about boobs.. the late great Andyz had a wonderful animiated gif


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Not to be a boob dork, but I've had to do a fair amount of studying of mammography. There is zero medical evidence supporting any relationship between breast feeding or not wearing a bra with boob sag. Genetics, age, number of pregnancies, bmi and smoking are the culprits. ;).

DHS, I'd dare you to come to my office and say that infront of the 11 women that work here (OK 10 out of the 11 as the 11th is only 20 ;) ) and try and make it out the front door before they started throwing things at you (and i'm not talking bra's ;) :lol: )!!

The conversations that regularly get going about a whole host of topics in an office where 11 out of the 13 folks that work here are female is priceless sometimes! Especially when the 40 somethings start getting on the case of the 20 and 30 somethings when they start to complain about things changing with age! :slap: :popcorn: :lol:
 

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I've been told that wearing a bra is actually what can lead to sagging. It causes the tissue that holds them up to become weak. Not sure if there's any validity to it.. .

According to the pictures I've seen in National Geographic, I'm going to go out on a limb ;-)
And disagree

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I've been told that wearing a bra is actually what can lead to sagging. It causes the tissue that holds them up to become weak. Not sure if there's any validity to it, but I'm all for less bras in the world.

I heard panties cause UTIs. Maybe the doc can confirm this :)
 

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I believe that boob sag is directly related to the amount of boob that is present. Big breasts = more sag. Its simple physics...

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I believe that boob sag is directly related to the amount of boob that is present. Big breasts = more sag. Its simple physics...

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I have been with girls with smaller ones that look like pancakes when they disrobe. One I used to say they looked like a ski jump. Others with larger ones that were actually perkier...
 

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I have been with girls with smaller ones that look like pancakes when they disrobe. One I used to say they looked like a ski jump. Others with larger ones that were actually perkier...

Fried eggs. :(
 

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According to the pictures I've seen in National Geographic, I'm going to go out on a limb ;-)
And disagree

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In all fairness, those women in NG usually have a brood of boob destroyers at a relatively young age. But like I said, not sure about the validity. My girl's sister had sweater cows as perky as her own until she had a kid. Now she says they are a deflated shadow of their former glory.

I think weight gain and loss has a lot to do with it. My ex had a fantastic rack, then gained some weight, then lost it and after they lost a noticable portion of their perk.
 

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I have been with girls with smaller ones that look like pancakes when they disrobe. One I used to say they looked like a ski jump. Others with larger ones that were actually perkier...

Ladies, even if you have small boobies we STILL want to seem them :)

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Im gonna have to make a contribution to a tree.. Shud have some of the wifeys bras laying around since shes pregs and her boobs have tripled in size lol
 
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