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It was 8:47 in the morning on the 13th day of March, 1867 when my beloved Mother's cousin's neighbor's, doctor's, horse's veternarian's blacksmith's, uncle's twin nephew departed 345 fffjoeehdbcjkjjmmlmm avenue in the village of maccchtytedjhfh, ydddrgrrkkkthgthgsllm county,Wales. It was only 12 degrees farenheit, but he had to venture forth from the family homestead where they raised and trained sheep to travel to AMERICA!!! He stowed-away in a large sack made of sewn-together sheep intestines and was so sorely missed by his dearest Mother, Sister and sheep. On a Steamship he traveled to the New World where he landed in NEW YORK, and moved into the only neighborhood where a Welsh sheep farmer could, it was the Druish section of Bedford Stuyvasant where the other druids welcomed him with open arms, and sheep bowels. And from there, I was able to drive 1,536 miles in 37.4 hours in order to ski 156 times at 38 different mountains, getting 356,987 feet of vertover 15.7 years, 4 months 12 days and 6.2 hours!!
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