I won the lottery, again!

[billski]

Hot Damn! I won the Irish lottery again. Now I can afford those new stix.
all I have to do is get up $3000 short term to free it up. Anyone wanna give me a loan

 

[wa-loaf]

SPAM Send emails directly to dentists

This one's for you Dr Jeff:

Here's what we're offering for this week:

Currently Practicing Doctors in America

788,017 in total * 17,918 emails

34 primary and secondary specialties

16 different sortable fields


Contact List of US Pharma Companies
47,000 personal emails and names of decision makers

American Hospital Database
complete contact information for CEO's, CFO's, Directors and more - over 23,000 listings in total for more than 7,000 hospitals in the USA

Database of American Dentists
More than half a million listings [worth $499 alone!]

US Chiropractor Contact List
100,000 Chiropractors in the USA (worth $250 alone)


Cost just slashed -
$390 for all above data

send and email to: Calvin@datalistsource.com



valid until May 16


Send email to exit@datalistsource.com for deleted status

 

[billski]

Scam artists don't have to spell

Case study, received today:

"
I am Mr.Andrew Wong,I have a obscured business
suggestion for you of
$24,500,000USD.

I will update you with further information as soon
as I hear positively from you.

Regards,
Mr. Andrew Wong

Guess you don't need to know vocabulary grammar to graduate from scam school.
I too have an "obscured business suggestions" I wrote back and told him was receiving a positively orgasmic antideluvian response from me.
I also expressed concern that 24.5M wouldn't fit into my pants.
Waiting to hear back.... :beer:

 

[drjeff]

Loved this one that was in my junk mail this AM, especially the grammar Also nice to know that FedEx now handles it's inquiries out of a French Yahoo account

"Atten/All the necessary arrangement of delivering your $2.2M USD In cash was made with FedEx Delivery Service
contact Victor;EMAIL:fedexexpress_s2@yahoo.fr) phone.+22997845799. Send them your contacts info to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX.
YOUR NAME.HOME ADDRESS.PHONE.COUNTRY.SEX.AND YOUR ID. Note.The FedEx Delivery Service don't know the contents of the Box.
I register it as a Box of PRECIOUS VALUABLE.

Mr Davis Johnson







Ahora también puedes acceder a tu correo Terra desde el móvil.
Infórmate pinchando aquí."

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

If I win the lottery I'm buying AlpineZone..

 

[aveski2000]

Just got this. It's one of the best. Notice who it is from. Like the Campain spelling.

FROM: OBAMA CAMPAIN TEAM <chasebankaz@chase.com>

CHASE BANK
10 Greenwood Avenue
5041 North 16th Street,
Phoenix AZ 85016.
U.S.A
Phone:2063099169
Fax:206-338-0229
25th September 2009



ATTENTION:



Take notice that based on the u.s.a government inauguration of this committee which extended to all states in u.s.a. which combined with the United Nation Anti-crime commission to alleviate and redeem the image and past wounds of our dear citizens and foreign firms who were duped , defrauded,scammed and abandoned by some impostors who indiscriminately use the name of God, Office of governors, Presidency, Banks etc to slight down our dignitaries to international communities.



Many banks have been in bankruptcy today, Universal firms, Companies due to the activity of these hoodlums,scammers.

However, investigation have shown that these people have dropped over 500,000, clients after collecting their money, many committed suicide and others living in the grace of God,


Meanwhile, we have a committee whose duties are to re-commend genuine contractors, loan bidders, next of kin (inheritance payment),foreign firms
who have completed all the u.s.a government normal payment requirements but abandoned due to take over some sacked officials who take Government papers to collect money and leave the beneficiary half way,

In our inauguration, the government advised us that we must scrutinize all companies, banks and Security Company for payment,We have found your full entitlement valid among other approvals.


We also have endorsed your payment to CHASE BANK TO PAY YOU CASH THROUGH A DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE without prejudice and will need a confirmation of all your communication until you finally receive your money so as to investigate more so to find out more facts on this issues,it will be well appreciated if you can provide us some vital information on how you have been scammed,The U.S.A government is using this opportunity to compensate the entire victim who some Nigerians,INTERNET SCAMMERS,HACKERS has duped.



So you are advice to contact MR FELIX DE LA PAZ OF CHASE BANK PHOENIX AZ to mail to you a certified check which can be withdraw any were in the world and the amount is 250,000 U.S.D(TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS


CONTACT: MR. MR FELIX DE LA PAZ
ADDRESS:10 Greenwood Avenue5041 North 16th Street,Phoenix AZ 85016
EMAIL:chbk.2009@ymail.com

Please fill the following form for prove:

NAME:

YOUR HOME ADDRESS:

AGE:

OCCUPATION:

COUNTRY:

STATE:

TELEPHONE NUMBER:

SEX:

IDENTIFICATION(PLEASE ATTACH DRIVERS LICENSES,PASSPORT)

As soon as you give him the following he will mail your compensation cheque to you. THIS IS PROUDLY SPONSORED BY "THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN TEAM AGAINST ON LINE SCAM ARTIST"

Thanks for your co-operations Yours faithfully, Thank YOU for your understanding.

Best Regards.

NOTE(DO NOT MAKE ANY PAYMENT OUTSIDE THE U.S.A ALL PAYMENT AND BANK CHARGES ARE TO BE PAID WITHIN THE U.S.A)

 

[billski]

Mrs Farida Waziri is a hot babe!

I love when they scam 'em back!

http://scamorama.com

Some of the better lines:

I have received your email. Your English is extremely poor which makes deciphering your writing difficult and indicates that your reading comprehension is very low. May I venture to guess that you did not graduate at the top of your class?
...

The federal government does not care about his personal feelings in the matter.
...

Dear Mr Chambers:​

How nice it was to meet you in person, at last, after such a long journey, in Ouagadougou. You have a different personality from the pompous, conceited, semi-illiterate, half-wit that your reply emails seem to have indicated that you possess.

...
The spammer replies:


BASTARD IDIOT, DONT SEND ANY EMAIL TO MY ACCOUNT AGAIN BEFORE I SLAUGHTER YOU.

YOU ARE MORE THAN A FOOL.



...

​

 

[drjeff]

Just needed to bump this thread with the one that I got in my spam box this AM! I won the Guiness Brewery 250th anniversary lottery!!!! (just love the yahoo reply address )

"2009 GUINNESS 250 YEARS ANNIVERSARY Lottery PROMO winner.contact MR
Mark Brown:Email info_office16@yahoo.in ) with 1.Names..2.Address..
3.Sex/Tel.. to claim your £500,000,00 GBP.Regards,Mrs. CINDY HOWARD
FOR © Guinness & Co INC. U.K."

:lol: :lol:

 

[billski]

Just needed to bump this thread with the one that I got in my spam box this AM! I won the Guiness Brewery 250th anniversary lottery!!!! (just love the yahoo reply address )

"2009 GUINNESS 250 YEARS ANNIVERSARY Lottery PROMO winner.contact MR
Mark Brown:Email info_office16@yahoo.in ) with 1.Names..2.Address..
3.Sex/Tel.. to claim your £500,000,00 GBP.Regards,Mrs. CINDY HOWARD
FOR © Guinness & Co INC. U.K."

:lol: :lol:

Congrats! Oh, wait a minute, Oh, I get it. This is a telephone sex solicitation, huh?

 

[Nick]

Have you guys ever seen 419 Eater?

http://www.419eater.com/

It's basically a website of guys who scam the scammers. It's pretty hilarious... they get the scammers to do things like copy books word for word, or carve things, or paint their bodies. It's very creative and hilarious. I think I spent the better part of a weekend once just reading thorugh some of the stories.

Here's a good one: The Tale of the Painted Breast