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ctenidae

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FullerWycliff should remain banned, and all who continue to support his ecomaniac, commie pinko left wing carbon neutral blather should share in his fate. Solar is not the answer. Wind is not the answer. Renewables are not the answer. The answer is now, always has been, and always will be fossil fuels. It is imperitive that we maintain the socio-economic framework created by and supported through the work of the great petrochemical industrial complex.

Fuller's inane gibbering about off-grid existence, carbon rebates, distributed power, and utter insanity regarding sustainability and cost savings are facile at best, and downright dangerous at their worst. Instead of supporting mass consumerism, which you must admt is the reason this country is so great in the frst place, FullerWycliff's goal is to reduce each person's consumption of resources. How does this benefit society? Without consumerism, factories in China will be shut down. Thousands of retail service industry jobs in this country will dissapear. Mass unemployment here is bad enough, but when social unrest in China reaches a fever pitch, Russia will bear the brunt, and the unimaginable havoc that could be released upon the awakening of the Russian Bear is, well, unimaginable. Without our mass purchase of Chinese-produced goods, the source of funding for our great lifestyles will dry up, and no longer will we be able to afford all the social welfare, pork barrel, and entitlement programs that make up such an important part of our social fabric, our way of life, nay, our very souls.

For the love of all that's good and holy (all praise His Noodly Appendage), the claptrap spouted by the likes of Mr. Wycliff must be stopped. We must stem the tide of this dangerous neo-conservationism.

But what's the answer? How can we keep the great oil burning engine of our society chugging along? It's been staring at us since as long ago as 1993. For years, the anti-petroleum knuckleheads have been going on about how there aren't any more dinosaurs dying. Well, we can fix that problem. I have two words for you: Jurrasic Park. Michael Crichton has shown us the way. All we need to do is make more dinosuars, and then kill them off. It's a simple and elegant plan. All we'd have to do then is wait, which is perfect for our society- we can pat ourselves on our collective back for a job well done, for having tackled one of the greatest issues facing us in this century. Best of all, we'll have kicked the can of realizing the results so far down the road there's no way we could be held responsible for its success or failure.

So, in summary, ban FullerWycliff, and watch out for the velociraptors.
 

bvibert

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Geoff

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For the upcoming zombie apocalypse, there's something to be said for being off the grid.

Unfortunately, when I had the drainage work done to my cottage this spring, the excavator put the moat far too close to the house. I'm a certain zombie snack.
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ctenidae

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Every silver lining has its cloud, man. That's just the way it is. You think it's all gravy when the sun shines on, and there's no clouds? You want to live in a place where it's all sun, all the time? It's not so great, believe you me. I mean, sure, southern California is nice and all, but it's full of Californians, and that's less than optimal. Florida is full of retired Yankees, Arizona is full of New Age hippies, the Sahara is full of sand, even the Gobi Desert has a bunch of...uhm, Gobis in it. Imagine sitting in a life raft in the middle of the South Pacific, baking in the sun. You'd be pretty happy for a cloud then, I bet.

Skin cancer, sunburn, peeling skin, this all comes from the sun. Come to think of it, I think the evidence shows pretty clearly that Fuller is nothing more than a profiteering shill for the Noxzema and Hawaiian Tropic corporate conglomerates. Sure, we all enjoy a good suntan competition, but the PABA manufacturers want to keep you scared, and keep you in the dark.

I'm telling you, between Fuller's shilling and lies, and the sun tan consortium's falsehoods, combined wiht MacDonald's foisting so-called "food" on an unsuspecting public, I feel like we're all just a bunch of mushrooms- they keep us in the dark and feed us shit. It'sjust not right, I tell you.

Carrot Top and Dennis Rodman in 2008 at Hawaiian Tropic Zone's 'Torrid' Nightclub inside the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. Need I say more?

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drjeff

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Every silver lining has its cloud, man. That's just the way it is. You think it's all gravy when the sun shines on, and there's no clouds? You want to live in a place where it's all sun, all the time? It's not so great, believe you me. I mean, sure, southern California is nice and all, but it's full of Californians, and that's less than optimal. Florida is full of retired Yankees, Arizona is full of New Age hippies, the Sahara is full of sand, even the Gobi Desert has a bunch of...uhm, Gobis in it. Imagine sitting in a life raft in the middle of the South Pacific, baking in the sun. You'd be pretty happy for a cloud then, I bet.

Skin cancer, sunburn, peeling skin, this all comes from the sun. Come to think of it, I think the evidence shows pretty clearly that Fuller is nothing more than a profiteering shill for the Noxzema and Hawaiian Tropic corporate conglomerates. Sure, we all enjoy a good suntan competition, but the PABA manufacturers want to keep you scared, and keep you in the dark.

I'm telling you, between Fuller's shilling and lies, and the sun tan consortium's falsehoods, combined wiht MacDonald's foisting so-called "food" on an unsuspecting public, I feel like we're all just a bunch of mushrooms- they keep us in the dark and feed us shit. It'sjust not right, I tell you.

Carrot Top and Dennis Rodman in 2008 at Hawaiian Tropic Zone's 'Torrid' Nightclub inside the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. Need I say more?

Dennis+Rodman+Carrot+Top+Hawaiian+Tropic+Zone+xod6p3SRVj_l.jpg

Carrot Top looks like Shirley Temple from the Nose up, who knows what from the nose to the chin, and then a mega roid boy from the chin down - totally scary :eek:
 
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