May 21 countdown

[gmcunni]

...or start suing him??

If he was smart he would have faked being taken by the rapture, and then hid for the rest of his life.

 

[ctenidae]

Awesome.

 

[SkiFanE]

He's "a little bewildered."
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/apocalypse-quietly-harold-camping-mystified/story?id=13659311

I wonder how bewildered he'll be when his followers start demanding refunds.

He says "It has been a really tough weekend," Imagine surviving inevitable death and saying it was a sucky weekend? The man is hard to please.

 

[bvibert]

Exactly!

 

[Puck it]

That was one of those new toilets with the extra strong flush. He went down instead of up.

 

[ctenidae]

That was one of those new toilets with the extra strong flush. He went down instead of up.

He may have experienced the Great Rupture, instead. You know, of his colon.

 

[wa-loaf]

Not realistic enough. The pants would be on the floor and the shirt probably floating in the bowl. :razz:

 

[bvibert]

Not realistic enough. The pants would be on the floor and the shirt probably floating in the bowl. :razz:

I was thinking the same thing, but then the picture wouldn't have been as good...

 

[gmcunni]

I was thinking the same thing, but then the picture wouldn't have been as good...

You expect the picture to be more credible than the event?

 

[bvibert]

You expect the picture to be more credible than the event?

Yes!

 

[deadheadskier]

There's really only one logical reason the Rapture didn't happen

 

[ctenidae]

There's really only one logical reason the Rapture didn't happen

Just about as likely as any other explanation, I suppose.

Assuming The Rapture (tm) was actually supposed to happen.

 

[RootDKJ]

Ya'll just didn't get the memo. It's been postponed until October 21st.

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/05/wrong_about_may_21_secaucus_wo.html

 

[ctenidae]

Ya'll just didn't get the memo. It's been postponed until October 21st.

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011/05/wrong_about_may_21_secaucus_wo.html

She has lots of sticky things in her Bible, so she must know what she's talking about.

 

[dmc]

He's "a little bewildered."
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/apocalypse-quietly-harold-camping-mystified/story?id=13659311

I wonder how bewildered he'll be when his followers start demanding refunds.

It such a scam it's not even funny...

I haven't been to church much since I was a kid... But from what i remember - NOBODY knows when the "rapture" is supposed to be... "like a thief in the night"
Not even Jesus knows. So how can some random Minister think he knows? And why would anyone believe him unless they really want to end their lives?

 

[ctenidae]

Awesomness.

 

[legalskier]

Awesomness.

+1 An appropriate ending for this thread.
That is, until the world blows up on October 21-
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/05/harold_camping_insists_that_ju.html

This is like a trick ending movie where the hero finally escapes only to find the psycho hiding in the back seat.

 

[o3jeff]

It might have hit some people on here, forum has been pretty slow since Saturday.

 

[gmcunni]

It might have hit some people on here, forum has been pretty slow since Saturday.

 

[legalskier]

Oh brother- here we go again:

Mark Your Calendars: End of World Coming Oct. 21, Camping Says
*** In an announcement on his Family Radio Network website, Harold Camping stands by his earlier predictions that the world will end on Friday, Oct. 21. Originally, Camping had predicted hourly earthquakes and God's judgment on May 21, to be followed by months of torment on Earth for those individuals left behind. Using numerical codes extracted from the Bible, Camping set the date for the end of everything for Oct. 21.
Link: http://www.livescience.com/16561-mark-calendars-world-coming-oct-21-camping.html

He's two for two; can he go three for three?
:roll: