Ooop Nort ta go fichen

[Trekchick]

Ven Two Yoopers Meet Oop Nort On Da Lake Fichen!
"Haydair."
"Lobuddy"
"Benearlong?"
"Coplhours."
"Crieps, cetchenenny?"
"Yepgoddafew"
"Vairdaybitn?"
"Oberdair"
"Kindarday?"
"Valleyeennordern."
"Ennysiztooum?"
"Cuplapowns."
"Holywha! Bitenard?"
"Yanohowdeyar."
"Vahchayoozin? Dalindyrik?"
"Ohyeahdonchano."
"Fichenondaboddum?"
"Rydoopneardaboddum."
"Howdeeperya?"
"Bouttvenyfeet."
"Oh, Vachadrinkin?"
"Hadacouplabeers."
"Velligoddago."
"Tubad."
"Seeyaround."
"Yeahtakideeze, yano?"
"Guluk."
"Yoobetcha."

 

[Trekchick]

Ole can walk on water

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family
tradition.It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather
had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk
across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when
Ole's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to
the middle of the lake. Ole stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned!
Sven just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my
21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his
father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dummy, your
father, grandfather and great-grand father were born in January; you were
born in July.

 

[Greg]

Ven Two Yoopers Meet Oop Nort On Da Lake Fichen!
"Haydair."
"Lobuddy"
"Benearlong?"
"Coplhours."
"Crieps, cetchenenny?"
"Yepgoddafew"
"Vairdaybitn?"
"Oberdair"
"Kindarday?"
"Valleyeennordern."
"Ennysiztooum?"
"Cuplapowns."
"Holywha! Bitenard?"
"Yanohowdeyar."
"Vahchayoozin? Dalindyrik?"
"Ohyeahdonchano."
"Fichenondaboddum?"
"Rydoopneardaboddum."
"Howdeeperya?"
"Bouttvenyfeet."
"Oh, Vachadrinkin?"
"Hadacouplabeers."
"Velligoddago."
"Tubad."
"Seeyaround."
"Yeahtakideeze, yano?"
"Guluk."
"Yoobetcha."

Read through that 3 or 4 times and you can be rockin' the UP accent with no trouble at all.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Ven Two Yoopers Meet Oop Nort On Da Lake Fichen!
"Haydair."
"Lobuddy"
"Benearlong?"
"Coplhours."
"Crieps, cetchenenny?"
"Yepgoddafew"
"Vairdaybitn?"
"Oberdair"
"Kindarday?"
"Valleyeennordern."
"Ennysiztooum?"
"Cuplapowns."
"Holywha! Bitenard?"
"Yanohowdeyar."
"Vahchayoozin? Dalindyrik?"
"Ohyeahdonchano."
"Fichenondaboddum?"
"Rydoopneardaboddum."
"Howdeeperya?"
"Bouttvenyfeet."
"Oh, Vachadrinkin?"
"Hadacouplabeers."
"Velligoddago."
"Tubad."
"Seeyaround."
"Yeahtakideeze, yano?"
"Guluk."
"Yoobetcha."

Wow..it sounds a little bit like the Pennsylvania Dutch..

 

[Paul]

Wow..it sounds a little bit like the Pennsylvania Dutch..

Its a little similar. Dutch vs. Scandinavian.