Paris Hilton Vows To Be Celibate For a YEAR!

[thetrailboss]

Yep, you heard me right. She said she will kiss, but nothing else....

The Article.

I'm not sure whether to be relieved or scared.....

:-?

 

[JimG.]

I'm not sure whether to be relieved or scared.....

:-?

I guess it depends on whether you believe in God or not...

Because this person and everything associated with her is the personification of why judgement day is upon us.

 

[Grassi21]

Do you believe the part about only sleeping with 2 guys? Maybe she meant in one night?

 

[JimG.]

Maybe she meant in one night?

More likely she meant at one time.

 

[thetrailboss]

I just LOVE the kissing exception...so what is the definition of "kissing?"

And of course kissing leads to other things......

 

[andyzee]

Anybody wanna buy a bridge?

 

[SkiDog]

I just wanna know what shes going to "kiss".......if she "kisses" the right thing...thats fine with me...Ha...

Sorry ladies.

M

 

[riverc0il]

judging by her horse face, being celibate for a year probably won't be much of a challenge for her. seriously, what guy would touch that thing with a 10 'ehm foot pole? only guys chasing the money and/or on medication.

:lol:

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

judging by her horse face, being celibate for a year probably won't be much of a challenge for her. seriously, what guy would touch that thing with a 10 'ehm foot pole? only guys chasing the money and/or on medication.

:lol:

Come on Oil, she is a skanky, brainless, useless, pampered, irritating individual, but she’s not unattractive. Keep it real.

 

[John84]

Come on Oil, she is a skanky, brainless, useless, pampered, irritating individual, but she’s not unattractive. Keep it real.

I don't know about that HPD, I generally find anorexic bimbos riddled with STD's(just a guess) to be unattractive. They're just not my cup of tea.

 

[ctenidae]

Who makes penicillin? Their earnings are about to drop to zero.

 

[riverc0il]

Come on Oil, she is a skanky, brainless, useless, pampered, irritating individual, but she’s not unattractive. Keep it real.

HPD, look at her face! it looks like she got hit by an ugly stick! or maybe even a boomstick...

 

[bigbog]

.......oooohhh

HPD, look at her face! it looks like she got hit by an ugly stick! or maybe even a boomstick...

...ooooh, this is sounding a little personal....anyone else in Saddleback scenes you airbrushed out...rivercOil?:smile:

 

[Marc]

HPD, look at her face! it looks like she got hit by an ugly stick! or maybe even a boomstick...

I'd hit it.

 

[JimG.]

I'd hit it.

What, the broomstick?

 

[Marc]

What, the broomstick?

No, no, Paris.


She might hit the broomstick.

 

[thetrailboss]

I'd hit it.

Maybe that is why she announced this change.....we know you have a way with women, Marc. :wink: :lol: :wink:

 

[JimG.]

Maybe that is why she announced this change.....we know you have a way with women, Marc. :wink:

Ouch.

 

[thetrailboss]

Ouch.

I was referring to his hunt for love that he discusses in here...and meant to be a joke.

 

[JimG.]

I was referring to his hunt for love that he discusses in here...and meant to be a joke.

I know, but isn't my interpretation funnier?

Besides, Marc knows I'm just giving him a hard time.

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