Prepare to be boarded

[severine]

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

I love the tutorial:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Or if you're really lazy, the English-to-pirate translator:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

:lol:

 

[Marc]

scurvy bilge rat... I'm going to have to remember that one....


matey.

 

[drjeff]

Just e-mailed the link to my parents who are on a cruise ship off of Italy right now. After a couple of Crown Royal's I think that it's a safe bet that my Dad will break out the pirate accent at dinner tonight on the ship

 

[severine]

Perhaps one of you brave souls would YouTube yourself singing the theme song?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/sounds/TLAPD_smith.html

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[severine]

What is it about mermaids that mesmerize pirates?
Their Arrrrrrrrr-eolas!


What do frat boys and pirates have in common?
They both have bad morning wood!


How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!


What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!


What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot.


Did you hear about the pirate with two wooden legs?
They caught fire and burned his ARRrrrse to the ground!


Courtesy of http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes

 

[Marc]

Well this is definitely the right thread for this:

 

[bvibert]

Such silly nonsense, ever' tide be talk like a swashbuckler day

 

[severine]

Watch what you say to Buckaneer Bertha the Fierce Wench! Or I be swabbing the deck with yer scurvy hide!

http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi
What's yer pirate name, ARRRR?

 

[bvibert]

Arrrr First Mate Green Arse will send thee to Davey Jones' locker.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Arrrr First Mate Green Arse will send thee to Davey Jones' locker.

hahaha..Daey Jones..from the Monkees..lol

 

[drjeff]

Me pirate name would be.....

Buckaneer Davey the Brown Arse

 

[bvibert]

Me pirate name would be.....

Buckaneer Davey the Brown Arse

I'd rather be green arse than brown arse. :lol:

 

[Moe Ghoul]

2 words..Puffy shirt.

 

[drjeff]

2 words..Puffy shirt.

 

[Geoff]

I channel surfed into Cutthroat Island. A mid-1990's Geena Davis movie where she's a pirate captain. In respect for Talk Like A Pirate Day, I watched 10 minutes of it. Awful!

 

[severine]

Pirates of the Caribbean is on the watch list for tonight. Stupid me... went to the liquor store so I could make some pirate-themed drinks tonight.... busted a bottle of coconut rum all over the counter, but completely forgot the spiced rum (the key ingredient in all the drinks I was thinking of making). D'oh! :dunce:

 

[Dr Skimeister]

 

[severine]

Thanks for the reminder! Completely forgot!

Shiver me timbers...looks like a good day for some Lady Bligh or Parrot Bay!

 

[Trekchick]

Just e-mailed the link to my parents who are on a cruise ship off of Italy right now. After a couple of Crown Royal's I think that it's a safe bet that my Dad will break out the pirate accent at dinner tonight on the ship

I would love to see that!!

 

[faceplant]

What is it about mermaids that mesmerize pirates?
Their Arrrrrrrrr-eolas!


What do frat boys and pirates have in common?
They both have bad morning wood!


How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!


What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!


What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot.


Did you hear about the pirate with two wooden legs?
They caught fire and burned his ARRrrrse to the ground!


Courtesy of http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes

whats a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?


RRRRRRR!!!


'rrrrrr, that was bad'