NYDrew is spending all that time and money to attend a university. We don't want to land him in the klink before he can capitalize on that degree.
At first I was thinking pixy dust. That stuff sting the nostrils... ahh that made me laugh.
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Really Mean Pranks
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NYDrew is spending all that time and money to attend a university. We don't want to land him in the klink before he can capitalize on that degree.
At first I was thinking pixy dust. That stuff sting the nostrils... ahh that made me laugh.
NYDrew
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actually, thats not far off. you see, my boss, who I am close with, is friends with the police captain. What happens if I accidentally drop a bag of "pixie dust" under his door and then make a little phone call?
baby powder no good. he really wont notice. I want mean, real mean.
laxatives are great, but I need white/vanilla not chocolate, and it needs to be powdered for my plan
cbcbd
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If he leaves his stuff all around the place, why not just throw it all out?
Or you could just make a nest out of his clothes and put maggots in it with dead rat.
Guy sounds like a douchebag, I'd have no problem being a straight up dick to him.
Or you could just make a nest out of his clothes and put maggots in it with dead rat.
Guy sounds like a douchebag, I'd have no problem being a straight up dick to him.
That's what I was going to say, but it's not really a prank...
I think you're gonna need to find a way into his room to do anything good....
they sell the stuff in tabs. just crush a few up, take all the tp out of the apartment, buy some air freshner and laugh your a$$ off.
Does he drink soda? or anything in the fridge that is "just his"?
Send me a PM and I'll let you know what to put in it that will leave no side effects to him except a very empty bowel. You have to be careful with laxatives, they can damage organs if you arent careful and land him in the hospital...but I will tell you what you can use!:-o
Send me a PM and I'll let you know what to put in it that will leave no side effects to him except a very empty bowel. You have to be careful with laxatives, they can damage organs if you arent careful and land him in the hospital...but I will tell you what you can use!:-o
cbcbd
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Drano?
NYDrew
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speaking of toilet paper. you think itching powder on it will work? The kid does take a duke (not in the urinal) god knows how many times a day.
Hawkshot99
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But how you gonna cover enough of the roll, without it looking like you unrolled it and then rerolled it?
And if the door on his room is just a "privacy" lock, (I am guessing it is rather than a dead bolt) all you need is a credit card to get in, as long as it opens in. Just slide it in to push it open.
NYDrew
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I am well versed in B&E. Cant be entered without causing damage.
TP spends half its time unrolled on the floor anyway. Thats why I keep a private stash
TP spends half its time unrolled on the floor anyway. Thats why I keep a private stash
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severine
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bump!
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Anything involving poop on a car door..lol
BeanoNYC
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I've actually been pulling a good one lately. I recently set up a Wifi network along with Wifi Printer for my Wife's sister and her Husband (Some of you have skied with him.) I've been randomly connecting to their network from my laptop and printing up pictures of creepy clowns on their printer.
MRGisevil
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Whenever someone at work asks me to fix a cadd or revit problem I tell them to hit AltF4. For anyone who uses one of those programs you'll know it's murder to have to reinvent a building you just closed out without saving.
Paul
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How'd I miss this the first time around?
Upper Decker. That is all.
And Grassi, dude..... careful sounds like you caught teh ghey.
Upper Decker. That is all.
And Grassi, dude..... careful sounds like you caught teh ghey.
:lol:
...or if you're more adventurous, a little game of hide the deuce. For whatever reason hockey players dig that one. It was a daily occurrence in their dorm back in high school
Yep, bag all his stuff that's laying around the place and toss it in the dupster where he will never find it.
Bold face right in the eye and tell him you have no idea where his dirty crap went to!
Don't forget to have everyone put a lock on their doors.
Bold face right in the eye and tell him you have no idea where his dirty crap went to!
Don't forget to have everyone put a lock on their doors.
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Laxatives are a no-go. Dude'll just occupy (and grossly mess up) your bathroom.
You've got to get him outside of your apartment....
Or, maybe, can you get access to his computer? Download some vicious, illegal in all countries, hardcore stuff, and then anonymously tip off the authorities...Make sure he doesn't have a rock-solid alibi, though, for when the downloading happened. And make sure you do it a few times, 'cause one isolated event might be easier to explain away as someone else having done it....
Or, maybe just politely tell him "it's not you, it's us", and get him to move out?
You've got to get him outside of your apartment....
Or, maybe, can you get access to his computer? Download some vicious, illegal in all countries, hardcore stuff, and then anonymously tip off the authorities...Make sure he doesn't have a rock-solid alibi, though, for when the downloading happened. And make sure you do it a few times, 'cause one isolated event might be easier to explain away as someone else having done it....
Or, maybe just politely tell him "it's not you, it's us", and get him to move out?
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