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Ski babe trolling in five easy steps!

haines

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Or the five No No's of ski babe trolling


1. Pick the wrong resort Ex. Killington/Stratton/Stowe "Best"
Sunapee/Attitash/Cannon "Worst"

2. Failure of proper Liftline strategy

"A good ski-woman will be downright insulted if you don't ask if she's single and is it okay if I ride up with you"

"Timing is everthing so do employ the buckle pause and get on that hotties lift"

3. improper high speed quad conversation



"The last question one should ask is "I'm going down on twister, would you like to
come"

4. Failure to obey proper signals

At the bottom she says "We'll I guess maybe I'll have a beer at the lounge"

Thats not a maybe! Your in dude!

5. Not reaching for the wallet

"Aw so close"
 

Greg

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haines: you're one creepy dude....
 
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