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Skiing is less dangerous than...

billski

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Skiing is quite safe compared to the beaches of nj and mass. We only have to worry about LAND SHARKS.

... the Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women.

- don pardo
 
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