Sometimes, I really just wish...

[Marc]

I could buy clementines one or two at a time.

Why the frack am I forced to buy them by the crate, a hundred at a time? I like them, but not that much.

This is clearly a conspiracy of collusion of the clementine growers.

 

[billski]

I could buy clementines one or two at a time.

Why the frack am I forced to buy them by the crate, a hundred at a time? I like them, but not that much.

This is clearly a conspiracy of collusion of the clementine growers.

Go to one of those gormet shops. I'm sure they'd be happy to sell you one at the price of a hundred. :lol:

 

[playoutside]

I can buy them individually at Stop & Shop sometimes, but I always go with a crate. I tend to eat them 3 at a time.

 

[bvibert]

I could buy clementines one or two at a time.

Why the frack am I forced to buy them by the crate, a hundred at a time? I like them, but not that much.

This is clearly a conspiracy of collusion of the clementine growers.

You could take one or two out of the crate and send the rest to me if you want. My kids go through those things like crazy!

 

[ctenidae]

Me, too. Have never finished a crate before the last few go soft.

I thought this would be a thread about this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583371,00.html

 

[wa-loaf]

I tend to eat them 3 at a time.

This

 

[Marc]

Me, too. Have never finished a crate before the last few go soft.

I thought this would be a thread about this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583371,00.html

It wasn't one of mine!

 

[ctenidae]

It wasn't one of mine!

Of course not- goats don't break in to your strip clubs- they're employees.

 

[Marc]

Of course not- goats don't break in to your strip clubs- they're employees.

That wouldn't be nearly as hurtful as it is if I actually did own a strip club as I aspire to do.

 

[bvibert]

That wouldn't be nearly as hurtful as it is if I actually did own a strip club as I aspire to do.

Still working on plans for that mountain top brothel?

 

[Marc]

Still working on plans for that mountain top brothel?

The plans were pretty much set, but the start up capital evaporated with the market crash. Looking for an investment opportunity?

 

[bvibert]

The plans were pretty much set, but the start up capital evaporated with the market crash. Looking for an investment opportunity?

No, I was looking for an employment opportunity...

 

[Marc]

No, I was looking for an employment opportunity...

Sorry. It's not that kind of brothel.

 

[bvibert]

Sorry. It's not that kind of brothel.

My bad.

 

[Trekchick]

HAHA, I'm doing the citrus fundraiser for our local school right now and I'm finding it interesting how many people want me to split cases and even split half cases.
meanwhile I order 3 cases for me and my husband to eat each month. We love our citrus
Grapefruit, navels, and clementines, Yum!

 

[severine]

Heck, I buy multiple crates at a time because the kids will each eat 3 or more a day. We go through them in no time!

 

[ctenidae]

See, that's the upside of kids- they eat lots of Clementines so you can buy by the case without feeling bad.

 

[severine]

No, I was looking for an employment opportunity...

Better be looking for new housing, too....

 

[billski]

HAHA, I'm doing the citrus fundraiser for our local school right now and I'm finding it interesting how many people want me to split cases and even split half cases.
meanwhile I order 3 cases for me and my husband to eat each month. We love our citrus
Grapefruit, navels, and clementines, Yum!

Seems to me you can raise even more funds for very little extra effort. Jack price per Clementine up for small quantities, just like everyone else does.