Spicy sausage attack

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

You just can't make this stuff up....

Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage attack
09/07/08 16:01:54

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.​

http://www.fresnobee.com/384/story/849202.html​

And, as per this article, the sheriff was quoted as saying: "That's right, the dog ate the weapon."

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

ahahahahaha...I love sausage...yum..

 

[2knees]

what exactly was the point of rubbing the guy with spices?


you're right, you cant possibly make this stuff up.

 

[drjeff]

Oh boy, this thread is going to get ugly real quick!

 

[severine]

I suppose it could have been worse... at least he only whacked the guy with the sausage....


What the freak is up with the spices though? That's a little beyond kinky.... maybe a too literal incorporation of spicing things up?

 

[bvibert]

Something tells me that there's more to this story and that it wasn't a random break-in...

Still very bizarre.

 

[ctenidae]

Why were the two farmworkers sleeping together? Perhaps there was some other sausage whacking going on earlier that evening.

I do like the bit about the dog.

 

[hardline]

my ex wasn't to happy about being wacked with a sausage in the middle of the night.

 

[severine]

my ex wasn't to happy about being wacked with a sausage in the middle of the night.

Hence why she's your ex?

 

[hardline]

Hence why she's your ex?

ahh but now she has now come back. so she likes the sausage. shes actually done some mean stuff to me. its a little tit for tat game that has been going on for years.