Thanks for leaving your unattended vehicle at the gas pump...

[Glenn]

Really, that’s OK. There's three of us here waiting to get gas, while you've sauntered inside to laxidasically peruse the shelves for Cheetos...and spend a good 3 minutes trying to figure out which energy drink you'll need to consume. You know, I'm not doing anything...like trying to get back to work...or drive south 2 hours on a Sunday night. So you can sit there and make small talk with the checkout girl...who's young enough to be your daughter; I'll just sit here and wait.

 

[bvibert]

Sorry. It wasn't the Cheetos or energy drinks that held me up, it was all the damn flavors of Fritos they have these days... I just couldn't decide...

 

[Geoff]

A car with a full tank of gas burns quite nicely.

 

[drjeff]

I mean the least they could have done is pull upto the front door of the store and park in the fire lane! (all the while ignoring the likely half dozen open, legal parking spaces about 5 feet from the front door :uzi: :smash: )

 

[Nick]

A car with a full tank of gas burns quite nicely.

burn, baby burn

 

[AdironRider]

Call the waambulance

 

[Glenn]

I'm thinking these are the same people who will drive around for 5 minutes to find a close spot in a full parking lot. Meanwhile, parking in a far spot would have put them in the store 2 minutes ago.

 

[Warp Daddy]

How bout in addition to that crap they also spend 15 minutes spending their aid check to pull a roll of lotto tix too , get their slurpy n' cheetos and a pack of buttskis too

 

[Puck it]

How bout in addition to that crap they also spend 15 minutes spending their aid check to pull a roll of lotto tix too , get their slurpy n' cheetos and a pack of buttskis too

Last week I saw that gas can be purchased with an EBT card. WTF!!!!!!!