The Hawkshot99 Hooker Fund

[andyzee]

I way we all cheap in and get Hawkshot99 a hooker. It' obvious the poor boy has been having trouble sleeping at night. :lol:


http://forums.alpinezone.com/28162-count-one-million-4.html#post264010

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[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Yeah he needs to get laid..I'll put up $5...$10 if the prostitute is a midget..$20..if the prostitute is a midget with three nipples..

 

[BeanoNYC]

Yeah he needs to get laid..I'll put up $5...$10 if the prostitute is a midget..$20..if the prostitute is a midget with three nipples..

If that prostitute is a little person, send her my way.

 

[andyzee]

If that prostitute is a little person, send her my way.

Another skier on injured reserved. Difference being, you're not counting to 100 between the hours of 12 and 2 am and you have a lovely wife.

 

[Hawkshot99]

If that prostitute is a little person, send her my way.

yea back off the midget is mine!!!!!!!



struggle to sleep at night. Doesnt help that I dont need to wake up in the morning.......

 

[Dr Skimeister]

Who gets sloppy 34ths?

 

[andyzee]

Who gets sloppy 34ths?

New count to a million thread? :lol:

 

[ckofer]

Better opt for the undercarriage rinse.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

How about we just rent one and we all share ..

As long as I'm one of the first 8 or 9...guys in line..I'm down..maybe Marc can bring a Goat..

 

[Hawkshot99]

I call #1

 

[Hawkshot99]

Of course .. your the guest of honor.. remember we all must practice safe sex as a good example to the kids..

Does the midget hooker count as a kid?;-):lol:

 

[severine]

:blink:

Men!

:roll:

 

[andyzee]

Does the midget hooker count as a kid?;-):lol:

No

 

[drjeff]

watch it .. your bordering on sicko now ..

There was a midget stripper at a bachelor party I went to a few years ago Considering I'm 6'3" it wasn't too much of a show for me to see

 

[drjeff]

Women ..
I have to admit I like them around once in a while ..

atleast for 2 or 3 minutes

 

[drjeff]

Tops 5 ...

I'm normally asleep by the 5 minute mark

 

[awf170]

There was a midget stripper at a bachelor party I went to a few years ago Considering I'm 6'3" it wasn't too much of a show for me to see

Yeah, but she'll be the perfect height for a hooker. Won't even have to get on her knees.

 

[BeanoNYC]

Yeah, but she'll be the perfect height for a hooker. Won't even have to get on her knees.

Our little Austin is all grown up now...

 

[thetrailboss]

I've had no problem sleeping lately....

 

[BeanoNYC]

been gettin some?