The "News of the Weird" Thread

[bvibert]

Apparently on Saturn's planet Titan, the gravity is so low and the atomsphere so think you could fly by flapping your arms

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/did-you-k...-titan-by-flapping-your-1470435587/@jesusdiaz

Sounds awesome... Road trip!

 

[wa-loaf]

https://twitter.com/mvnair212/status/405665454141620224/photo/1

 

[legalskier]

 

[bvibert]

Man commits suicide at mall after girlfriend insists on buying more shoes

Wow, I guess he really didn't want any more shoes...

 

[ScottySkis]

Man commits suicide at mall after girlfriend insists on buying more shoes

Wow, I guess he really didn't want any more shoes...

I think it was more then just the shoes.

 

[bvibert]

Man asked to remove Clark Griswold dummy from Christmas display

 

[ScottySkis]

http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/ar...art-toilet-for-hours/52af5e8efe344406b8000498
Woman Glued To Walmart Toilet For Hours

 

[skiNEwhere]

http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/ar...art-toilet-for-hours/52af5e8efe344406b8000498
Woman Glued To Walmart Toilet For Hours

Congrats on having the 666th reply btw:lol:

I find kind of ironic I got an ad for wal-mart before the clip played, but anyways, what the hell is wrong with people? I think they should glue the perpetrator to a toilet seat and see how they like it.

 

[ScottySkis]

Congrats on having the 666th reply btw:lol:

I find kind of ironic I got an ad for wal-mart before the clip played, but anyways, what the hell is wrong with people? I think they should glue the perpetrator to a toilet seat and see how they like it.

Wow fun crazy stories only at wakkuy world.

 

[ctenidae]

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/...key-meat-in-china-after-tests-reveal-fox?lite

Not surprising- WalMart issues meat recall
Odd- because it's not actually donkey meat
WTF- In fact, it's fox.
World view turned upside down- WalMart has a reputation for quality in the Chinese food market.

 

[bvibert]

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/...key-meat-in-china-after-tests-reveal-fox?lite

Not surprising- WalMart issues meat recall
Odd- because it's not actually donkey meat
WTF- In fact, it's fox.
World view turned upside down- WalMart has a reputation for quality in the Chinese food market.

Wow

 

[wa-loaf]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kim-jong-un-uncle-dogs

Not just weird, but sick.

 

[bvibert]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kim-jong-un-uncle-dogs

Not just weird, but sick.

That's beyond sick

 

[ctenidae]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kim-jong-un-uncle-dogs

Not just weird, but sick.

Looks like the story may have originated on a Chinese satire website. Still, telling that no one finds it to be quite unbelievable. It'll certainly go into the general NK mythos. Good thing Dennis Rodman and the Dream Team are going to sort everything out for us.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/07/world/asia/north-korea-dennis-rodman/

 

[skiNEwhere]

Make sure you check the weather first if you're going to escape from prison http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-kentucky-inmate-cold-20140107,0,1439596.story

Or have a good coat

 

[bvibert]

Search Is On For Banana Bandit

Police are looking a driver who they said broke into a convenience store by ramming it with a station wagon and stole a banana [more]

 

[Not Sure]

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/man-charged-with-atomic-wedgie-murder-of-stepfather?ocid=ansnews11

Boxers or Breifs?

 

[legalskier]

"SQUAIDS"

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2014/01/15/internet-prank-causes-squaids-panic-in-nj-township.htm

http://www.ochd.org/Press-Releases/Press-Releases/92/month--201401/vobid--3092/

 

[bvibert]

"SQUAIDS"

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2014/01/15/internet-prank-causes-squaids-panic-in-nj-township.htm

http://www.ochd.org/Press-Releases/Press-Releases/92/month--201401/vobid--3092/

:lol:

 

[ctenidae]

http://www.hngn.com/articles/23090/...urno-stephen-glass-s-application-practice.htm

Morally unfit to be a lawyer- that's harsh.