The "News of the Weird" Thread

[legalskier]

Apparentyl the Museum of Sex has a bouncy house made of ....

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_museum_of_sexs_bodacious_boobies_bouncy_castle

Valuable off season conditioning?

 

[legalskier]

[h=1]Man checks into hospital for bleeding, stomach pain and finds out he’s on his period[/h]
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/...stomach-pain-and-finds-out-hes-on-his-period/

 

[skiNEwhere]

Well not that wierd, but Mass has the highest rate of cat ownership

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...e-the-union/p2CEoZ52oIhXMH3lLNHPfJ/story.html

 

[dlague]

Well not that wierd, but Mass has the highest rate of cat ownership

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...e-the-union/p2CEoZ52oIhXMH3lLNHPfJ/story.html

Kinda weird

 

[thetrailboss]

Reminder from the Massachusetts State Police: secure your hardware before driving:

That's all.

 

[wa-loaf]

Reminder from the Massachusetts State Police: secure your hardware before driving:

That's all.

That'll teach them to cut me off!

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.necn.com/news/national-i...ll-Roommate-Chips-Ahoy-Cookies-269839071.html

[h=1]llinois Man Accused of Trying to Kill Roommate Over Chips Ahoy Cookies[/h]
Maybe it was extreme munchies lol

 

[skiNEwhere]

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2014/0...r-long-lost-brother-on-radio-show-105958.html

Turns out this married couple are long lost siblings!

 

[ScottySkis]

[h=1]Would You Have Sex With a Robot? The Age of the Sexbot Is Fast Approaching[/h] http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-rel...088550.Xc28EM&rd=1&src=newsletter1015967&t=11

 

[thetrailboss]

This just sounds bizarre....

http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/11/showbiz/tv/bill-cosby-rape-allegations/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

 

[gmcunni]

A naked man fell through the ceiling of a women’s bathroom at‪#‎LoganAirport‬ yesterday, then ran out of the restroom and viciously assaulted an elderly man while he was still in the buff and bleeding, before being arrested. http://j.wtnh.com/dcvhe

 

[bvibert]

A naked man fell through the ceiling of a women’s bathroom at‪#‎LoganAirport‬ yesterday, then ran out of the restroom and viciously assaulted an elderly man while he was still in the buff and bleeding, before being arrested. http://j.wtnh.com/dcvhe

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of that...

 

[ctenidae]

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of that...

Does he know the one about the naked blond with a salami under one arm and a poodle under the other?

 

[gmcunni]

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of that...

yes - he was cleaning air ducts and it was hot so he took off his cloths to cool off. upon accidentally falling through the ceiling he immediately exited the restroom and an old guy pointed to the guy's exposed groin and started laughing, saying something about never seeing one so small before. which enraged the air duct cleaning man to the point of choking the old dude with his own walking cane.

 

[bvibert]

yes - he was cleaning air ducts and it was hot so he took off his cloths to cool off. upon accidentally falling through the ceiling he immediately exited the restroom and an old guy pointed to the guy's exposed groin and started laughing, saying something about never seeing one so small before. which enraged the air duct cleaning man to the point of choking the old dude with his own walking cane.

Yeah, something like that!

And I'm sure none of it was his fault!

 

[gmcunni]

Yeah, something like that!

And I'm sure none of it was his fault!

society is to blame, no doubt.

 

[Nick]

35% of adults in Britain sleep with a teddy bear.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02...sh-adults-sleep-with-bear/UPI-49791329806031/

Twenty-five percent of male respondents reported they take their teddy bear with them when going away on business. Many said the bear reminds them of home and a cuddle helps them to nod off.Fifty-one percent of British adults said they still have a teddy bear from their childhood and the average teddy in Britain was 27 years old, the survey said.
One-in-10 single men surveyed in England admitted they hide their teddy bear when their girlfriend stayed over, while 14 percent of married men reported they hide their teddy bear when any family and friends came to visit.
Fifteen percent of men versus 10 percent of women reported they treat their teddy as their best friend and will share their intimate secrets with their bear.
Twenty-six percent of male respondents stated it was quite acceptable to have a bear regardless of your age.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02...sleep-with-bear/49791329806031/#ixzz3LhUEGA2p

 

[ctenidae]

In crazy news, over 2 full days, there was only 1 new post in the Miscellaneous Discussions Forum!

 

[bigbog]

society is to blame, no doubt.

With third-shift, duct manufacturing errors via systems hacked by ISIS......

 

[ctenidae]

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/12...ged-train-fare-is-barred-from-financial-jobs/

On one hand, ludicrous punishment for a miniscule crime, on the other, good for the FCA, because if he's willing to do this, what else would he do, or has he done that didn't get caught?

If ethics matter, then ethics matter, right?