The "News of the Weird" Thread

[bvibert]

http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/loxahatchee-acreage/man-accused-of-tossing-gator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window?autoplay=true

That's awesome. Florida at it's best!

 

[Domeskier]

Had they run out of meat? I might understand if they had run out of meat. Happened to me once. I didn't get angry or throw anything at the cashier however. I just had to settle for the chicken fingers.

 

[ctenidae]

There's so much win in that story- tossing an alligator through a window is bad ass enough. Grabbing it out of the bed of your truck is even cooler. Stopping by the side of the road to get one is super cool. Having alligators next to the road to pick up is just beyond awesome.

In the rankings of cool things to have on a rap sheet, "unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator" is near the top. I like that part of his bail is to "avoid possessing any weapons."

 

[wa-loaf]

France: http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/watch-the-weirdest-thing-in-skiing-just-came-out-of-france

 

[Puck it]

France: http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/watch-the-weirdest-thing-in-skiing-just-came-out-of-france

Looks like the same thing as the roller blade suit.

 

[dlague]

France: http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/watch-the-weirdest-thing-in-skiing-just-came-out-of-france

That will bring ski ballet to a new level!


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[ctenidae]

France: http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/watch-the-weirdest-thing-in-skiing-just-came-out-of-france

It would be bad ass if it weren't so...French.

 

[bvibert]

France: http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/02/watch-the-weirdest-thing-in-skiing-just-came-out-of-france

How well does it work off piste?

 

[thetrailboss]

In case any of you are wondering.....

http://fox13now.com/2016/03/14/richard-simmons-responds-to-report-on-his-disappearance/

 

[ctenidae]

In case any of you are wondering.....

http://fox13now.com/2016/03/14/richard-simmons-responds-to-report-on-his-disappearance/

Well, that's a load off my mind. I mean, I haven't thought of him in years. It's good to know that I can continue not being concerned for his welfare. Thank you so much, TB, for lifting the weight I hadn't even noticed was there. It's a great load off my shoulders, or would be, if it had been a great load.

Anyway, you're a great person, and I appreciate all you've done for me.

 

[ScottySkis]

http://www.q1043.com/articles/local-news-465659/more-than-100-gang-members-arrested-14648404/

Weird gangs in the Bronx NYc who would had ever thought they be their .

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[WoodCore]

http://www.wfsb.com/story/31984967/father-upset-with-daughters-t-shirt-sacrifices-family-dog-in-smoker

 

[bvibert]

http://www.wfsb.com/story/31984967/father-upset-with-daughters-t-shirt-sacrifices-family-dog-in-smoker

w.t.f.?

 

[Puck it]

w.t.f.?

Korean BBQ would make sense!!!

 

[bvibert]

Korean BBQ would make sense!!!

I wonder how much work his BBQ business is going to get after this?

 

[Not Sure]

I wonder how much work his BBQ business is going to get after this?

Lucky for her brother they had a dog!

 

[ctenidae]

"The court paperwork adds that Thompson stated his readings in the Bible required a male sacrifice in this situation and that it wasn't going to be him or his firstborn son. So, the paperwork says, he chose the family dog."

Well, that's good, I guess.

 

[bvibert]

Lucky for her brother they had a dog!

The world might have been better off if he threw himself into the BBQ instead.

 

[steamboat1]

 

[Not Sure]

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/activists-plot-worlds-largest-fart-hillarys-acceptance-speech/