The "News of the Weird" Thread

[RootDKJ]

that is hardly porn

you gotta see the unedited version

NSFW -> http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/tucson-comcast-splices-graphic-porn-into-super-bowl-nsfw

 

[RootDKJ]

911 tape captures chimpanzee owner's horror as 200-pound ape mauls friend

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/200...1_tape_captures_chimpanzee_owners_horr-2.html

surreal
:blink::-o

 

[drjeff]

911 tape captures chimpanzee owner's horror as 200-pound ape mauls friend

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/200...1_tape_captures_chimpanzee_owners_horr-2.html

surreal
:blink::-o

This story is all over the local news here in CT

 

[drjeff]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,500645,00.html

Man, 28, Dies After 'Guzzling' Viagra During 12-Hour Romp
Thursday, February 26, 2009


"A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.

“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina"

 

[severine]

Too much of a good thing...

 

[ctenidae]

Coming and going at the same time, I guess.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Coming and going at the same time, I guess.

lmbfao!!!:smash:

 

[drjeff]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hYJA5QKwvKKvIytyaA3Jo2635SggD9714BRO2

"NJ considers ban on bare-it-all 'Brazilian' wax
8 hours ago

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey is drawing the line when it comes to bikini waxing.

The state Cosmetology and Hairstyling Board is moving toward a ban on genital waxing altogether after two women reported being injured.

Both women were hospitalized for infections following so-called "Brazilian" waxes.

Technically, genital waxing has never been allowed — only the face, neck, abdomen, legs and arms are permitted. But because the bare-it-all "Brazilian" version wasn't specifically banned, state regulators haven't enforced the law.

The board will decide on April 14 whether to adopt explicit language banning genital waxing.

The earliest the ban would take effect would be sometime in May, just ahead of swimsuit season.

Salons which continue to perform the "Brazilian" could face fines.

Copyright © 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. "

Looks likely this year Wildwood may be more appropriately called "Wildwooly"

 

[RootDKJ]

Dammit. I had an appointment for that next week. :roll: :wink:

 

[drjeff]

Dammit. I had an appointment for that next week. :roll: :wink:

Guess you'll have to get it done across th border by Blue Maybe some of the patrollers there double as wax techs

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Guess you'll have to get it done across th border by Blue Maybe some of the patrollers there double as wax techs

I wouldn't be surprised!!!

 

[RootDKJ]

Judge: Of Course "Crunch Berries" Are Not Fruit!

Just in case you weren't sure, it's official now, Crunch Berries are not a fruit. Fruit Loops aren't either.

SACRAMENTO, CA - A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit from a California woman who claimed she was deceived into buying Cap'n Crunch cereal during a four-year period because she thought "Crunch Berries" were real fruit.

http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=60515

Link to the court filing -> http://www.news10.net/news/pdf/sugawara_v_pepsico.pdf

 

[Mildcat]

Just in case you weren't sure, it's official now, Crunch Berries are not a fruit. Fruit Loops aren't either.

http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=60515

Link to the court filing -> http://www.news10.net/news/pdf/sugawara_v_pepsico.pdf

That's why I eat Fruity Pebbles. They come from a Pebble Bush. :dunce:

 

[Mildcat]

Boy gets hit by meteorite

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...=ARTICLE_15302251_Boy_Hit_On_Arm_By_White-Hot

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...=ARTICLE_15302251_Boy_Hit_On_Arm_By_White-Hot

The day I get hit by a merteorite..I'm going to start playing the lottery

 

[Mildcat]

The day I get hit by a merteorite..I'm going to start playing the lottery

If I get hit by a meteorite I'll never play the loto. What's the odds of getting hit and winning the lottery? :-o I bet it's never been done. :razz:

 

[hammer]

'High' Wallabies Blamed For Crop Circles

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/family/19853754/detail.html

 

[drjeff]

BWI (and I'm not talking about Baltimore's airport!)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0630091dozer1.html

 

[wa-loaf]

Rocking out to Juhn Denver

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/a...john_denver/?rss_id=Boston.com+--+Latest+news

 

[legalskier]

Cheating death by suspended animation

"Polish beekeeper Josef Guzy found still alive in coffin
***'Just before closing the coffin, the family asked us to remove a couple of precious things from the body. His son-in-law wanted his watch as a keepsake and his wife wanted a chain from his neck. I happened to touch the artery in the neck and was totally shocked. I checked it again and shouted, "There is a pulse." My assistant checked as well. I leant in close and I could tell that he was still breathing. My God, it was a miracle.' Doctors in Katowice have described it as a case of suspended animation, the first they have known.***"
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article7002357.ece