Things you care more about than who wins American Idol

[Marc]

Go-

-The quality and quantity of my morning bowel movement
-What the pile of blood and endtrails at the end of my driveway used to be
-Who is elected dog catcher in Deborgia, Montana
-Why my banana ripens faster in my office than at home

 

[JimG.]

Go-

-The quality and quantity of my morning bowel movement
-What the pile of blood and endtrails at the end of my driveway used to be
-Who is elected dog catcher in Deborgia, Montana
-Why my banana ripens faster in my office than at home

I was going to say number 1...hey, that's a good pun!

 

[bvibert]

-Why my banana ripens faster in my office than at home

More porn at home?

Sorry, anyway...

-How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop

 

[hammer]

The quantity and quality of Marc's bowel movement...

 

[Marc]

I was going to say number 1...hey, that's a good pun!

Heh. I should have made it second in my list.

 

[Marc]

The quantity and quality of Marc's bowel movement...

:lol:

We may have a winnar!

 

[SkiDog]

this is going to be a LOOONNNNGGG THREAD...

M

 

[Marc]

-What animals I will eventually eat really think of me as a person

 

[bvibert]

-How many hours of ping pong would I have to play to lose a pound of weight
-The official state dance of Washington
-Where was the first escalator installed

 

[cbcbd]

American who?

 

[Goblin84]

-non-snowy months

 

[bvibert]

-The air speed velocity of a unladen swallow (Apparently 24 MPH for a European Swallow... http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/ )
-What spam is made out of
-How far Marc's morning BM has traveled since being depostited

 

[bvibert]

-If a bear craps in the woods and no one is around to hear it did it really happen?

 

[wa-loaf]

Why my dog is fascinated by the baseboard. :-?

 

[MarkC]

Less Otten

 

[snoseek]

- not polluting my head with stupid pop culture.
- not thinking like a lemming.

 

[bigbog]

...another 'Dropping' stat worth knowing......;-)

the weight of the average moose dropping....:-?

 

[Dr Skimeister]

- not polluting my head with stupid pop culture.

Shouldn't that be stupid Poop culture...based on the consistency of this thread?

 

[Terry]

The fact that my dog stands turds on end!

 

[Warp Daddy]

Anal Retentive behavior of the American Male