Hawkshot99
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Solicited by a hooker.............Wow was it awkward, and she was ugly.
uke:
Lets just say I did not hire her.....
uke:Lets just say I did not hire her.....
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This evening I was........
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severine
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:lol: Does this mean you're truly a man now? :lol:
There was one who used to hang out downtown in our city when I was younger... old and UGLY. Hard to imagine she had any customers.
There was one who used to hang out downtown in our city when I was younger... old and UGLY. Hard to imagine she had any customers.
Trekchick
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True story:
I have an uncle from a seamier side of my family. His wife brought his hunting rifle to my parents when I was a kid, and asked if my dad would buy the rifle from her so she could bail him out of jail for soliciting a prostitute, who happened to be an undercover cop.
Many things come to mind when recalling that story, not the least of which is..........
why is she bailing him out?
*I haven't seen this uncle in many years, and I doubt I'm missing anything.
I have an uncle from a seamier side of my family. His wife brought his hunting rifle to my parents when I was a kid, and asked if my dad would buy the rifle from her so she could bail him out of jail for soliciting a prostitute, who happened to be an undercover cop.
Many things come to mind when recalling that story, not the least of which is..........
why is she bailing him out?
*I haven't seen this uncle in many years, and I doubt I'm missing anything.
Hawkshot99
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Dont know. Didn't stick around to ask her either..........Maybe I need to hire her to "be a true man". Guess I will always be a little boy.
Moe Ghoul
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My long lost niece!!!! How the hell have you been? We'll be over this weekend to catch up on ol' times!!!!
o3jeff
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:-Dlol and don't forget Uncle Moe wants his gun back!
BeanoNYC
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Solicited by a hooker.............Wow was it awkward, and she was ugly.
Lets just say I did not hire her.....
Dude...you want to see good looking prostitutes, get thee to Amsterdam. Even my wife commented on how attractive most of them were.
Trekchick
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Isn't there a song 'bout that?
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Solicited by a hooker.............Wow was it awkward, and she was ugly.
Lets just say I did not hire her.....
been there done that...it made me feel good about myself when a Montreal hooker wanted a piece of me..until I realized I had to pay her 100 bucks Canadian which was like 70 American at the time..oh well..these days I usually pay more than 70 American on an average date for Blue balls...doh
Solicited by a hooker.............Wow was it awkward, and she was ugly.
Lets just say I did not hire her.....
Couldn't been worse, might've been a dude
Moe Ghoul
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You shoulda at least offered her cup of coffee or a foot massage, those gals really work the pavement in those ill fitting shoes. Ugly fat hookers need a little understanding, too.
drjeff
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Solicited by a hooker.............Wow was it awkward, and she was ugly.
Lets just say I did not hire her.....
Good move, she probably had some diseases that most modern antibiotics couldn't cure
Hawkshot99
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No, she was missing too many teeth. Plus the ones she did have looked scary. (Paging DR. JEFF:-D)That is one thing that is real hard to fake.... Watch cops and that is the one thing the female cop hookers struggle with.
Paul
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Back in college, one of my frat brothers got a beej from a tranny hooker. He was really wasted and allegedly thought he was a she.
Dumb bastard.
drjeff
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BeanoNYC
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Hookers with fake teeth, totally hawt
I like the ones that can take their teeth out.
true
but
there are some specialists in the alleys of the Red Light District though. No doubt the majority of the windows were filled with very attractive women, but get off broadway and you find the freaky kinds. I recall seeing a transvestite, some large and in charge women a midget.....whatever your fetish you can certainly find it there. Amsterdam is a whacky place. I spent a week there and as open minded as I am, after three days I was all set.
gorgonzola
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hardline
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naw thats miami
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