Typical Bump Skiers

[Starter Jackets Rule!]

2knees and Greg were walking down a bump run when they
came upon a young woman having trouble putting her skis on. 2knees stopped
to help her and Greg continued on down the trail. Soon after,
2knees came riding up on her skis and Greg asked him what had
happened.

"Well," said 2knees, "I stopped and fixed the skis for that girl and
after I did that, she took off her panties, lay down in the snow and
told me to take whatever I wanted. I chose the skis."

Greg said, "Well, 2knees, that was probably the right
choice, cuz them panties probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

 

[skiing is life]

i dont get it

 

[perfectturns]

2knees and Greg were walking down a bump run when they
came upon a young woman having trouble putting her skis on. 2knees stopped
to help her and Greg continued on down the trail. Soon after,
2knees came riding up on her skis and Greg asked him what had
happened.

"Well," said 2knees, "I stopped and fixed the skis for that girl and
after I did that, she took off her panties, lay down in the snow and
told me to take whatever I wanted. I chose the skis."

Greg said, "Well, 2knees, that was probably the right
choice, cuz them panties probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Why would you be walking down a bump run?

 

[Starter Jackets Rule!]

Why would you be walking down a bump run?

Ummm, beats walking up a bump run?

 

[perfectturns]

But why not ski it? Was it too hard of a run? I've done that and had to walk. Really embarrassing!

 

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HaHa there ya go!

 

[o3jeff]

What kind of skis were they?

 

[o3jeff]

Actually 2knees could use a pair of waterproof ski pants so he probably would of taken those over the skis.

 

[Philpug]

...Depends....

 

[Hawkshot99]

...Depends....

Used or new?

 

[2knees]

Greg said, "Well, 2knees, that was probably the right
choice, cuz them panties probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

well i dont wear panties, i prefer the soothing feeling of a thong caressing my taint and crack.