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Virgin or Slut

Would you prefer being stuck with a:

  • Virgin

    Votes: 7 30.4%
  • Slut

    Votes: 16 69.6%

  • Total voters
    23

andyzee

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You go BC skiing in the Rockies, some nice wilderness spot were is something happens you won't be easily found. Something does happen, an avalanche that block off the only exit out of the mountain pass you're at, no getting back until the snow melts in 4 months. You're luck enough to find a cabin with enough food and water to hold you over for this period. Now, would you prefer to be stranded with a virgin or a slut?
 

snoseek

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Slutty can keep you entertained much longer. How about a slutty virgin?
 

dmc

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Am I at the right place? Did my bookmarks change?
 

andyzee

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I waited before voting, interesting results. I chose virgin, nothing like taking a sweet innocent and turning her into an insatiable slut. Bunch of freaking amateurs always taking the easy way out! :lol:
 

Greg

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It probably has something to do with andyzee posting, "nothing like taking a sweet innocent and turning her into an insatiable slut", but my creep meter is pegged.
 

severine

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It probably has something to do with andyzee posting, "nothing like taking a sweet innocent and turning her into an insatiable slut", but my creep meter is pegged.
:lol:

My friend and I made up a bunch of "hypothetical questions" in high school that were in similar vein in thought (they all ended up with impossible circumstances that somehow had something to do with sex in the end). Thanks for the memories....
 

dmc

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I always equate a sketchy chute to a hooker at a bachelor party...

Gets more sketchier for the next guy until it's undoable...
 

Greg

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Damn, you make it sound like a bad thing. :-D

When it comes from a guy whose virgin deflowering days are likely several decades past him, well yes, it does sound like a bad thing.
 
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