ctenidae
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I just take a leak or a dump, or jack-off, and leave. If I want to read, I'll do it elsewhere.
That's what the laptop is good for.
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I just take a leak or a dump, or jack-off, and leave. If I want to read, I'll do it elsewhere.
I generally don't read in the bathroom. But I can say that there's some interesting reading material in there right now!![]()
ETA: And I realize that's sort of a contradiction since I have admitted to bringing the laptop in with me. But I think that's happened all of 2 times. I just don't sit in there...
It may be urban legend, but I recall hearing that when People magazine was first being conceptualized way-back-when, the writers were told to write stories that could be read in the time it takes to sit and pinch one, no longer.
:roll: Ha ha.Well I hope you don't stand!! :razz: