Your favorite skiing/snowboarding quotes

[Ascend the Snow]

I'm somewhat new to alpine zone but being a Mainah and revisiting my love for snowboarding this past winter has made me miss it during the summertime. However, I think this forum may just help to keep me goin through the tough times! Anyway..

Do any of ya'll have skiing/snowboarding quotes that are your favorite? If so.. post em here!

 

[lloyd braun]

"people who sue ski areas should be shot"

scott schmidt

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

"Just because I slept with you last night, doesn't mean I'll ski with you today."

 

[SkiDork]

I guess one of the most famous has to be Warren Millers "if you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do it"

 

[shwilly]

"Wheeeeeeeeee"

and

"Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

 

[2knees]

Rudy, you can kiss my a$$

Not on this side and not on that side but right in the middle.

 

[lloyd braun]

Rudy, you can kiss my a$$

Not on this side and not on that side but right in the middle.

hey rudy, you can kiss my ass, not on dis side, not on dat side but right in zee middle

 

[AHM]

hmmmmmmmm

No friends on a powder day

Last one to the bottom buys the beer.

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

"It's super cake for me."

 

[Mrs. AHM]

Thank goodness AHM is there with the $.
"Ski good, or eat wood."

 

[jimme]

"I won't go down THAT steep slope . . . not without skis anyway."

 

[jimme]

Been a while since I posted

 

[ctenidae]

"Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

"What made you learn to ski so well?"

"Language lessons."

"Language lessons. Enigmatic words from a man who knows how to ski."

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

Been a while since I posted

Welcome back. Not you many upstate NYers here, glad to have another.

 

[riverc0il]

I guess one of the most famous has to be Warren Millers "if you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do it"

i took that one to heart.
:beer:

 

[mattchuck2]

"Smell That? Winter's Coming"

- T.J. Burke

 

[Ascend the Snow]

Well what the hell I'll post one too


"Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who feel that regular skiing isnt lethal enough. "

DB

 

[dmc]

"If your first turn is your worst turn then you'll burn, burn burn...."

and

"Know your limits and ski beyond them."

 

[frozencorn]

I had Sunny side up. I had Sunny side down. And I had Sunny all the way around.

 

[Bubbartzky]

Tree? What tre.......?

Where's Happy Hour?:beer: