Career paths you wish you had taken ...

[Marc]

Master of the Universe.

Going to have to fight me for that one. In my own mind, anyway.

 

[Beetlenut]

Porn star.

Dude... the world doesn't need any more scrawny, creepy guys in porn flicks. There are enough of them already!

Master of the Universe.

Going to have to fight me for that one. In my own mind, anyway.

Now there's a scary image. Scrawny, naked porn dude fights super hero for title of Master of the Universe! Talk about a sword fight!!

 

[wa-loaf]

You just don't get it WA! :evil:

OH I do get it! What I don't know, but i get something. :-?

 

[snowmonster]

Scrawny, naked porn dude fights super hero for title of Master of the Universe!

Sounds like a WWF match. =)

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Working at a 7-11 doesn't seem bad..free slurpies and hot dogs and they only get robbed ocassionally

 

[ERJ-145CA]

Porn star.

+1

 

[MRGisevil]

Master of the Universe.

Sword of Omens! Give me sight beyond sight!!!

O wait...wrong show...

 

[mondeo]

Pirate. And the good kind, not the Somali kind.

 

[wa-loaf]

Pirate. And the good kind, not the Somali kind.

Like this kind? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090608/od_nm/us_election_pirates

 

[Beetlenut]

Like this kind? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090608/od_nm/us_election_pirates

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[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Pirate. And the good kind, not the Somali kind.

not a butt pirate like old dirty snowboarder..

 

[mondeo]

not a butt pirate like old dirty snowboarder..

Better than selling rocks for dead people.

 

[ctenidae]

Sword of Omens! Give me sight beyond sight!!!

O wait...wrong show...

My Sunsword beats your Sword of Omens any day. And Ookla could totally kick Panthro's arse.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Better than selling rocks for dead people.

I would rather sell rocks for dead people than be a butt pirate..

 

[ctenidae]

I would rather sell rocks for dead people than be a butt pirate..

Maybe combine them, and sell rocks to dead butt pirates.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Maybe combine them, and sell rocks to dead butt pirates.

we already do..we don't discriminate against butt pirates..

 

[SkiDork]

This has to be one of the dumbest quotes I've ever heard:

"Popovich's first rule of firearms is pretty simple: The man who tells you he's going to shoot you will not shoot you. "

 

[MRGisevil]

we already do..we don't discriminate against butt pirates..

Gramps is a dead butt pirate you should sell him a rock!

 

[MRGisevil]

My Sunsword beats your Sword of Omens any day. And Ookla could totally kick Panthro's arse.

Pffft! Cheetara's ripped man....don't nobody beat Cheetara!

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Gramps is a dead butt pirate you should sell him a rock!

We also sell to ass clowns..