Do you fart when you urinate?

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

sometimes..

 

[Glenn]

I did a lot in 2008...hoping to do the same in 2009.

 

[Paul]

I did a lot in 2008...hoping to do the same in 2009.

But what are your specific Fart/Urination goals for 2009?

/Maybe deserves a seperate thread?
//Slashies, just for Marc

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

But what are your specific Fart/Urination goals for 2009?

/Maybe deserves a seperate thread?
//Slashies, just for Marc

I should keep stats..

 

[ctenidae]

But what are your specific Fart/Urination goals for 2009?

I want to improve my morning percentage, and reduce my premature release on the way to the toilet when I wake up.

 

[RootDKJ]

I also seem to spit into a urinal when peeing. I have no idea why.

I do that also for the same reason.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I like bars and restaurants that have the sports sections above the urinal!!!!..one bar NYC even has flatscreens inlayed in the wall..

 

[Glenn]

But what are your specific Fart/Urination goals for 2009?

/Maybe deserves a seperate thread?
//Slashies, just for Marc

Do they need to be in the S.M.A.R.T. format? I know people here really like that format.....:beer:

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

i try not to. if i do, it slows, and sometimes stops, the stream for some reason.

 

[ctenidae]

Do they need to be in the S.M.A.R.T. format? I know people here really like that format.....:beer:

For this application, I recommend the S.H.A.R.T format.

 

[Glenn]

For this application, I recommend the S.H.A.R.T format.

Smelly
Hot
Acrid
Reah
Tinkling

 

[Marc]

But what are your specific Fart/Urination goals for 2009?

/Maybe deserves a seperate thread?
//Slashies, just for Marc

Woooo...

Here's a farting deal... I have a real hard time farting while seated on a bike. It just won't come out. It's the best ass plug I've ever tried...


... forget I said that.


I always have to stand up on the bike and stop pedaling to fart. Which is handy because that usually lets whomever is drafting behind me to get close enough to experience the full bouquet.

 

[severine]

Remind me to never go biking with you, Marc.

 

[RootDKJ]

Do they need to be in the S.M.A.R.T. format? I know people here really like that format.....:beer:

Remind me to never go biking with you, Marc.

+1

 

[drjeff]

For some reason I keep feeling the need to fart everytime I click on this thread

 

[SKidds]

Speaking from experience owning a bar/restaurant, the double XXers are real slobs in the bathroom. Almost all of em.

All of them, or is it a chicken and egg type thing? Do they all hover over the seat, as opposed to sitting on it (with predictable results), beacuse they are all germophobic slobs and would do so regardless, or is the hover necessitated by a single slob who makes the seat unsittable?