GSS Date poll

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

you are speaking from experience of course .. having had a date with GSS ..

Nah cause that would involve a three way with Bob which I'm not down for..lol..because his back is too hairy,,,lol.:flame:

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Oh yeah and old snowboarder in Maine apperently spend 4 hours with a blow up doll and still didn't pop her..doh!!!

 

[severine]

No it took me 4 hours to blow the dol ..I mean my date up then I was too tired ... she said she loved me and wanted to marry me too..

:lol: Good one!

 

[Hawkshot99]

Nah cause that would involve a three way with Bob which I'm not down for..lol..because his back is too hairy,,,lol.:flame:

So the only reason is he has a hairy back? Not the fact that it is a dude????uke:

 

[Trekchick]

Wasn't this a video date?
define "video date".

 

[andyzee]

No need to fear, GSS has a strong grip on his love life.

 

[Beetlenut]

No it took me 4 hours to blow the dol ..I mean my date up then I was too tired ... she said she loved me and wanted to marry me too..

You're scaring me on several levels!

 

[andyzee]

GSS has things firmly in hand.

 

[andyzee]

I hear GSS is one hell of a ladies man, loves to dance, his favorite is the Five Knuckle Shuffle

Loves to take them out to restaurants where he usuall goes for jerkin' the gherkin and insists on the chafed carrot...

Unfortunetly though, he is driving and old car with a bad battery and every once in while he does have to yank the cranky

And the old eye sight seems to be going.

Yeah, as much as he loves the ladies, somtimes life is not the best for GSS and it's a shame. It all started when as a lad he got a dishonorable discharge. Living on a farm sometimes he answers the bone phone, gets bad news, gets pissed at his life and chokes a chicken.

But gotta hand it to GSS, whether life is good or bad the one man show must go on!

 

[Beetlenut]

Does this mean you won't want to boarding with me this winter?

If by board you mean snowboard, love to go! If you mean share a room, well I can't compete with an inflatable!

 

[tcharron]

I would have a threesome but it would just take too long to get everything ready .. ..

Just take two of the blue pills instead of one..

 

[Beetlenut]

I will be riding up at SR this season .. haven't shared a room in years and don't plan on starting now .. but thanks for the offer..

I ski SR a few times a season. A buddy of mine has a place on Bryant Pond. We'll have to take a few runs together this season! Does your doll also ski?

 

[Sexkitten]

you are speaking from experience of course .. having had a date with GSS ..

I wouldn't call it a date.

Nah cause that would involve a three way with Bob which I'm not down for..lol..because his back is too hairy,,,lol.:flame:

Fur is hot.

So the only reason is he has a hairy back? Not the fact that it is a dude????uke:

Good point. WTF Doug??!!

Remember alternate lifestyles shouldn't be out right condemned .. well not immediately any ways..

Especially when they have the potential to be totally hot.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

LOL...wow I've been away for a few days and wow quite the thread..I don't wack off hourly..but I was getting my swerve on Saturday night...with another person..a woman in fact..who was not obese or even overweight..lol..Holla..good thing it's not ski season..

 

[ckofer]

so it wasn't a craiglist woman wit this kind of description (cut & pasted, pic omitted to be nice)


Hi there! I am 29 and looking for someone that I can laugh and have fun with. I have been single for about 2 years and would love to get back into a relationship, trusting and respecting someone else in my life. I am bit on the bigger side but I do go to the gym and have recently started playing golf. I am 5'4" and roughly 235 pounds, I am not afraid to admit it. I have short blonde hair and brown eyes. I love camping, watching tv and movies, hanging out with friends and laughing. I live with my kitten, Guinevere, she keeps me company. I am the Office Coordinator at a CPA firm in MA. I love the Red Sox and the Patriot's! Interested, shoot me a line!

 

[awf170]

Nah... it was this Craiglist gem:

Desired Demo:
Men with absolutely no standards whatsoever
Quote:
"200 lbs. 5-9, tummy (4 kids)...DD, cellulite, stretch marks, wide hips...big um...yah, that but it gets tighter as I get warmed up...I have a big top but I don't like it played with (sensitive)...There is a catch...Send a pic and we'll go from there. Looking for Wed. about lunch time."

uke:

 

[Sexkitten]

so it wasn't a craiglist woman wit this kind of description (cut & pasted, pic omitted to be nice)


Hi there! I am 29 and looking for someone that I can laugh and have fun with. I have been single for about 2 years and would love to get back into a relationship, trusting and respecting someone else in my life. I am bit on the bigger side but I do go to the gym and have recently started playing golf. I am 5'4" and roughly 235 pounds, I am not afraid to admit it. I have short blonde hair and brown eyes. I love camping, watching tv and movies, hanging out with friends and laughing. I live with my kitten, Guinevere, she keeps me company. I am the Office Coordinator at a CPA firm in MA. I love the Red Sox and the Patriot's! Interested, shoot me a line!

A fatty, CPA, crazy cat lady.

 

[Marc]

Requesting pics of Sexkitten.

 

[ckofer]

 

[severine]

Men with absolutely no standards whatsoever
Quote:
"200 lbs. 5-9, tummy (4 kids)...DD, cellulite, stretch marks, wide hips...big um...yah, that but it gets tighter as I get warmed up...I have a big top but I don't like it played with (sensitive)...There is a catch...Send a pic and we'll go from there. Looking for Wed. about lunch time."
Oh Yeah I want me some of that .. send me the address..

:lol: At least she's honest. :lol: