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bvibert

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'Bout time, looks good, but watch out it looks like Andy has a thing for you now.

Congrats on your metamorphism from a geeky looking woman to a fine looking young man. Perhaps now you'll loose your virginity :lol:
 

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Looks good. I hope you donated all that hair to Locks of Love, looks like there was plenty of it.

Sadly, no. For some reason the place I got it cut didn't do Locks of Love. Though my hair was pretty filthy and knotted. My guess is most of the kids with cancer would rather have the bald head then my hair. ;-)


Got a job interview?

Hah, no. Anyway I'm an engineer they expect use to have long hair. At least I washed it every once in a while which would give a leg up on most others.

Too funny!

Now go get after the ladies Austin! :lol:

Once again I'm an engineer. Hot Asian engineer woman (Asians are the only hot engineers) love the dirty nasty long hair look.

getting a little too hot in that full face?

It was still wicked hot without the hair. Thank god I didn't try it with the hair, I'll probably would have whipped the thing into the woods on the first climb.



My major problem now is how the image doesn't link up with how I actually am. I'm super grubby, listen to prog rock and death metal, and spend most my days touring with dirty tele hippies. People are going to think I listen to shit music like Hoobastank and Buckcherry now. Wow, if I was in either one of the bands I would probably kill myself, god they suck. With a look like this (below) people know I listen to good music like Bloodbath.

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Man, Bloodbath is so awesome...
 

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1993 called. They want their death metal back... :roll:

Listen Mr. I listen to shitty late 90's post grunge garbage. I don't hear any recent music in any of your ski videos. If I hear one more Fuel or Saliva song I swear to god I'm going to kill myself. Pop radio called, they want their music back.

-The pretentious music douchebag (a lot worse then the pretentious turn earner)

:wink::wink::wink::wink:
 

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People are going to think I listen to shit music like Hoobastank and Buckcherry now. Wow, if I was in either one of the bands I would probably kill myself, god they suck.

dude you left out nickleback.
 

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dude you left out nickleback.

Do not get me started on Nickleback. I really don't think there is anything I hate more in life then them. Actually never mind I just remembered U2, yeah wow I hate U2. Bono has to one the biggest homos in the world. And the Edge, oh man, sweet nickname buddy, pretty extreme, I think I'm going to start calling myself the blade or something. That would be wicked awesome. If I heard that song with the spanish countdown at the beginning one more time I think I'm going to go kill all the members of U2, or at least just Bono. Luckily I haven't listened to the radio in like 2 year, and I never go to public places so I might be all set. Still just in case I'm going to donate my life savings to this petition just in hopes that Bono will retire.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entert...-get-bono-to-quit-public-life-86908-20681222/

Back to Nickleback, yeah they are pretty terrible. They really are the masters of making the most mediocre music possible.

"Hey guys, lets like start a band that sounds exactly like a million other things that have already came out."

"Should we try something new or something?"

"No, we're too terrible at making music to actually think of something new and creative. Plus people are so stupid that they'll love this really crappy mediocre music that sounds exactly like Creed and 3 Doors Down plus a ton of other bad bands."

"Sweet, I'm going to go contemplate suicide for actually listening to Chad Kroeger to make tons of money instead pursuing my goals of being in progressive avant garde death metal band."


(This needs to be in that online persona thread. Yeah, this how I actually am most of the time IRL)
 

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Well byebye, I'm going to go biking again for the fifth day straight then come and jerk off to a picture of Mike Patton while listening to Mr. Bungle.
 

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Well byebye, I'm going to go biking again for the fifth day straight then come and jerk off to a picture of Mike Patton while listening to Mr. Bungle.

Remember, if you hear banjo music, peddle as fast as you can and get the hell out of there. I might be bvibert :)
 

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Do not get me started on Nickleback. I really don't think there is anything I hate more in life then them. Actually never mind I just remembered U2, yeah wow I hate U2. Bono has to one the biggest homos in the world. And the Edge, oh man, sweet nickname buddy, pretty extreme, I think I'm going to start calling myself the blade or something. That would be wicked awesome. If I heard that song with the spanish countdown at the beginning one more time I think I'm going to go kill all the members of U2, or at least just Bono. Luckily I haven't listened to the radio in like 2 year, and I never go to public places so I might be all set. Still just in case I'm going to donate my life savings to this petition just in hopes that Bono will retire.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entert...-get-bono-to-quit-public-life-86908-20681222/

Back to Nickleback, yeah they are pretty terrible. They really are the masters of making the most mediocre music possible.

"Hey guys, lets like start a band that sounds exactly like a million other things that have already came out."

"Should we try something new or something?"

"No, we're too terrible at making music to actually think of something new and creative. Plus people are so stupid that they'll love this really crappy mediocre music that sounds exactly like Creed and 3 Doors Down plus a ton of other bad bands."

"Sweet, I'm going to go contemplate suicide for actually listening to Chad Kroeger to make tons of money instead pursuing my goals of being in progressive avant garde death metal band."


(This needs to be in that online persona thread. Yeah, this how I actually am most of the time IRL)

Cripes. You really do need to find a girlfriend. You're all pent up...
 

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Last time I checked Papa Roach still sucked worse than ever.
 

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Do not get me started on Nickleback. I really don't think there is anything I hate more in life then them.
...
Back to Nickleback, yeah they are pretty terrible. They really are the masters of making the most mediocre music possible.

"Hey guys, lets like start a band that sounds exactly like a million other things that have already came out."

"Should we try something new or something?"

"No, we're too terrible at making music to actually think of something new and creative. Plus people are so stupid that they'll love this really crappy mediocre music that sounds exactly like Creed and 3 Doors Down plus a ton of other bad bands."

"Sweet, I'm going to go contemplate suicide for actually listening to Chad Kroeger to make tons of money instead pursuing my goals of being in progressive avant garde death metal band."
You know that a band has sold their soul to the Pop Music devil when you start hearing their songs on KISS 108...can't say how many times I heard Nickelback's "Rock Star" on that station...:puke:

(and no, I don't listen to KISS 108 but my daughter makes me put the station on when she's in the car :roll:)
 

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Trekchick

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Just a thought:
My husband is looking for a big breasted, hot looking hair dresser to cut his hair. He's thinking a topless salon would go over well.
Thoughts?

Oh, and drjeff, he also thinks that the hygienist who cleans his teeth should wear lower cut tops.
 

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After being a parent for almost 16 years, one lesson I've learned is that sometimes you just have to pick your battles...:razz::razz::razz:

We don't suffer in silence...each of the songs on that station are played on the hour, so if the rest of the family has to put up with them we just make fun of the songs when they come on (changing lyrics around, etc.).
 

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Just a thought:
My husband is looking for a big breasted, hot looking hair dresser to cut his hair. He's thinking a topless salon would go over well.
Thoughts?

Oh, and drjeff, he also thinks that the hygienist who cleans his teeth should wear lower cut tops.


Trek, my business partner and I are contemplating having a "men's day" where we'll get the hygienists to wear super low cut spandex tank tops and "hooter's type shorts" ;)

Off course we'd have to have a "ladies day" where we'd have to find a few male hygienists and put them in some banana hammocks too :puke: :rolleyes: I'd make sure that "ladies day" falls on my day off :)
 
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