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GSS' Convention

highpeaksdrifter

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The thread it was posted in was closed, but this post deserves its own thread anyways.

pure sweetness..I can't wait to see where this thread goes by tomorrow night when I'm back from a convention!!!!

I'm laughing to myself thinking of all the different ways to go with this, but I'll be nice.

Is it a bump for stockers convention?

Any other ideas?
 

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Obvious - Death Convention.

Hopefully there's a guy walking around with a wooden cart yelling "Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!"
 

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It must have been really hard to tear him away from the keyboard for several hours....

I suspect that GSS has already been designing his own grave marker. It's probably got a wifi antenna built in, a power run from the street and a blackberry in the casket. In ancient times they put all sorts of stuff in the pyramids to take with you to the afterlife. All GSS will need is a blackberry!
Are deceased folks allowed to have logins on AZ?
 

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OK guys, I didn't want to say it, but I can't resist. We have arranged for a special meeting of "AlpineZone-aholics Anonymous" today so that GSS can be rehabilitated. This is a group for those that simply can't give up their obsession with AZ, and this obsession really impedes with daily life tasks such as socializing with real people (mainly members of the opposite sex), working a full work week, sleeping a full eight-hours without posting on AZ, or doing the outdoor activities that we talk about without separation anxiety from AZ and the internet. We are optimstic that he can be cured.
























:wink: :lol: :wink:

:lol:

Just kidding.
 

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Speed dating convention?

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He doesn't seem to get any repeat business from Match.com, so maybe he's trying something different.

"Doug when are you going to find a nice girl and settle down?"
"AHHH Mom"
"and stop telling them about your post count all the time. Sit up straight."
 
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NORML is my guess.

Maybe he's a closet Furry?

NORML is a great organization..National Organization for Reform of Marijuana Laws..



But I'm at the PA state funeral directors convention as we sell our products through funeral homes..it's out near Amish country and nearly everybody is fat..the first time I ever thought my 5'11 205 pound frame was svelte...I haven't used that word since 8th grade vocabulary...lol..

We had a booth yesterday and again today..some really nice Heases..next to the steeze and crackers...the next convention we hit is the NJ one at the Taj Mahal..not in India but Atlantic City..
 
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Speed dating convention?

080214_speeddating.jpg


He doesn't seem to get any repeat business from Match.com, so maybe he's trying something different.

"Doug when are you going to find a nice girl and settle down?"
"AHHH Mom"
"and stop telling them about your post count all the time. Sit up straight."

LOL..I've had some 2nd and 3rd dates from match.com but no real relationships..this one girl I met had more facial hair than me(I just have sideburns) but she was a great kisser..:lol:
 
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