Trolling AlpineZone? How original!

[BenedictGomez]

I'm gonna guess 21ish years old, first...maybe second year in the Wasatch-kore!

Excellent call on both counts. I might take the under on the age though.

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

What happens when you see the light

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

Well I went ahead and removed him from my ignore list for two reasons:
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I'm gonna guess 21ish years old, first...maybe second year in the Wasatch-kore!

The light I have seen, luckily at an age young enough to enable building a life around the truth. Yet many seasons have passed since I accepted the truth and joined forces with the truth & light..

JahLLr

In this world there is no "hardcore" or "badass" only degrees of enlightenment. This is not a competition keep in mind.. this is a discussion on what is true and what is false. Pursue the fresh and avoid the lattes my friend.

 

[bdfreetuna]

Is that a Sagittarius snowboarder?

I'll need a Sagittarius skiier, then.

 

[riverc0il]

Seconded to what witch_hobble wrote.

The light I have seen, luckily at an age young enough to enable building a life around the truth. Yet many seasons have passed since I accepted the truth and joined forces with the truth & light..

In this world there is no "hardcore" or "badass" only degrees of enlightenment. This is not a competition keep in mind.. this is a discussion on what is true and what is false. Pursue the fresh and avoid the lattes my friend.

Folks, we have on our hands a false prophet. There is no ultimate truth, merely what you perceive to be so. One so enlightened with the so called truth would not offer to offend those with dissenting views. Big words and deep thoughts but actions speak louder than words. Why would a truth seeker, which you seem to suggest is a noble endeavor, blaspheme other so called truth seekers and their chosen paths? Either a wolf in sheep's clothing or one who is blinded rather than enlightened by the light. Go forth and slay yonder Washington pow with your whippet in hand and be satisfied that you have nothing to prove, except removing all doubt, by slandering those that do not see the color spectrum as you do.

 

[skiersleft]

Seconded to what witch_hobble wrote.


Folks, we have on our hands a false prophet. There is no ultimate truth, merely what you perceive to be so. One so enlightened with the so called truth would not offer to offend those with dissenting views. Big words and deep thoughts but actions speak louder than words. Why would a truth seeker, which you seem to suggest is a noble endeavor, blaspheme other so called truth seekers and their chosen paths? Either a wolf in sheep's clothing or one who is blinded rather than enlightened by the light. Go forth and slay yonder Washington pow with your whippet in hand and be satisfied that you have nothing to prove, except removing all doubt, by slandering those that do not see the color spectrum as you do.

And to this I must add that if there happens to be an ultimate truth, it is unlikely to be the one professed by Blizzard of Waahs. God is partial to skiers, for - as we all know - She was a skier. Snowboards didn't exist when She learned to slide down the white stuff (which was more abundant then, by the way).

 

[bdfreetuna]

There is plenty of room for making grandiose statements and having a unique view of snow sports, here. Not so much for making fun of certain posters (a little light hearted fun is cool) or knocking other people's views.

A good debate is a good debate, as long as it's clear you recognize that you're only speaking from your own perspective.

I'm fairly new here and when I signed up honestly it sort of occured to me this might be a fun place to troll. But fairly quickly I realized this is a great community and there's lots to learn and share with people here, so I might as well not make an ass of myself more than is necessary.

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

Seconded to what witch_hobble wrote.


Folks, we have on our hands a false prophet. There is no ultimate truth, merely what you perceive to be so. One so enlightened with the so called truth would not offer to offend those with dissenting views.

Ahhh but you are mistaken! For there is a truth in the realm of snow sliding.

Jeebus faced similar criticism. For the establishment found insults among his teachings-because they lacked humility and perspective. Don't fall prey to the insidious group think that is so ingrained in human discourse.

Pursue the truth my friends!

Jahhlr Akbar! Jahhlr Ahbar!!

 

[ERJ-145CA]

Jeebus faced similar criticism.

 

[SIKSKIER]

We all know when somebody brags about how great they are its usually just the opposite.

 

[dmc]

In this world there is no "hardcore" or "badass" only degrees of enlightenment. This is not a competition keep in mind.. this is a discussion on what is true and what is false. Pursue the fresh and avoid the lattes my friend.

I hear ya... Lot's of what your saying I've already said and been hung up for...

I don't count days... I don't think any day that I'm skiing/riding is a good day... I don't understand what a feeder hill is... I've never skied in CT...

 

[SIKSKIER]

I feel honored to be in the presence of such enlightened "better than the rest of you" members.How did you become so cool?

 

[from_the_NEK]

Riding the Green Mountain Freezer a lot can make you extremely cool.

 

[dmc]

I feel honored to be in the presence of such enlightened "better than the rest of you" members.How did you become so cool?

So different opinion = cool?

 

[Smellytele]

I don't think any day that I'm skiing/riding is a good day...

???? Then why do you ski/ride? Do you also sleep on a bed of nails and stick bamboo shoots under your finger nails?

 

[Puck it]

???? Then why do you ski/ride? Do you also sleep on a bed of nails and stick bamboo shoots under your finger nails?

You just need to do this and he will be fine!!!!

 

[o3jeff]

Dude sounds like he's a top 3 boarder at K if he would stoop so low as to board there.

 

[spring_mountain_high]

if this dood actually subscribed to his own belief system, he'd be out slaying and not posting messages on a messageboard

 

[dmc]

???? Then why do you ski/ride? Do you also sleep on a bed of nails and stick bamboo shoots under your finger nails?

No I do not.. I ride/ski to have fun... that good enough for you? hahah

Just the way I feel.. I don't need to be out all the time in all conditions.. Has nothing to do with masochism...
Not sure where all that comes from...

 

[dmc]

Still very glad that i don't need to see PukeIts attacks on me..