Single skier pick up lines

[BenedictGomez]

Mountain sausage fest.

Yes; another reason for my prior post. Ski resorts are generally just a terrible place to meet women.

Unfortunately, life doesn't really resemble a 1980s ski movie.

Though "I have a job" might actually work...

Thanks for validating the line that might work!

That low-bar speaks pretty poorly for the quality of available males I'd say.

 

[dmc]

"hey Im Scotty - Yu want go gondola. Maybbe eat cookie"

 

[dmc]

Also depends on your standards too. Seems like the closer I get to the canker sore at the bottom of my state, the higher the douche factor gets.

now now... we aren't all that bad south of Albany... There's some super cool people in NYC...

 

[Huck_It_Baby]

"hey Im Scotty - Yu want go gondola. Maybbe eat cookie"

hahahahaha

 

[ScottySkis]

now now... we aren't all that bad south of Albany... There's some super cool people in NYC...

+1

 

[ScottySkis]

"hey Im Scotty - Yu want go gondola. Maybbe eat cookie"

That is a great one.

 

[dmc]

+1

+420

 

[dmc]

That is a great one.

 

[ScottySkis]

I hope you're ready to put out if you go around using pick up lines like that!

Sure more white line's the better.

 

[hippiechick]

now now... we aren't all that bad south of Albany... There's some super cool people in NYC...

Hey man, I mean no offense to the downstate boys, just speaking from what I've seen so far. Hence the "IMHO". Plus, I'm a country/anti-crowd girl at heart.

 

[dmc]

Hey man, I mean no offense to the downstate boys, just speaking from what I've seen so far. Hence the "IMHO". Plus, I'm a country/anti-crowd girl at heart.

I know... kidding..


But yeah... it takes some getting used to..
After I moved away from NYC to the Catskills - I could feel the stress the closer I got when I drove down..

Now I'm more relaxed... Take the train down from Hudson.... chill....
NYC is great - I have a ton of great friends there so I don't really associate with the bad crowd...haha..

Some folks in my town consider Albany the "big city"... I call it Smallbany since we used to go see Grateful Dead shows at the "Nick" back in the day..

Welcome to the area!

 

[deadheadskier]

Hmmmm.....let me think


Want to ride my stache?


......powder stash that is. :lol:

 

[BenedictGomez]

Some folks in my town consider Albany the "big city".

That's embarrassing. I can one-up it though; when I lived in Vermont there were folks who considered Burlington a "big city". Not kidding.

 

[Cheese]

It would help if skiing wasn't better than sex...

I mean the lower brain is thinking, "Nasty fall there sweetheart, are you okay?" but the upper brain is thinking, "Look at that fresh line! I'm sure they're okay or somebody else will come along soon. Ima go hit dat $hit!"

 

[wa-loaf]

That's embarrassing. I can one-up it though; when I lived in Vermont there were folks who considered Burlington a "big city". Not kidding.

Um, growing up in Maine we thought it was a big deal to drive up to Bangor to go to the "mall". Portland was down right scary! lol

 

[hippiechick]

Ok fellas, I want to ask you all something that kinda relates to a conversation that's going on amongst the lasses here at work, and it ties into how I see the whole 'pick up a guy' at a ski resort, and some other comments on here.

If you are a single guy, and someone who is a passionate skier, what kind of girl would catch your interest (seriousl interest, not just 'hey, she's hot, I need to get laid...)
1. Damsel in distress (Cheese) or cute ski girl with cute braids
2. Someone who doesn't really give a shit about a guy checking her out, because she's looking to bomb down the mountain

I ask, because the current topic involves a much-debated dilemma that I often have, which is the fact that if you ask a guy what good qualities in a potential mate are, most likely independent/self-sufficient will be one of the first ones, and yet in reality (what I've found to be the case, because I'm very ind/self-suff) is that guys end up being intimidated by a chick who can actually take care of themselves. In the skiing case, someone who's just as serious about the sport as you are....(not necessarily as good, but you get my point)

 

[Cheese]

We're just animals in fancy clothes. Obviously the damsel in distress is an easy target but the fast chicks are the ones we hunt.

if you ask a guy what good qualities in a potential mate are

 

[darent]

Sure more white line's the better.

scotty what happens when you use that line on a lady Hoover? OOPS that OZ is gone in one snort, your broke and dumped!!

 

[BenedictGomez]

Um, growing up in Maine we thought it was a big deal to drive up to Bangor to go to the "mall". Portland was down right scary! lol

It's all perspective I guess. To me, Portland seems like your average New Jersey suburb with a really cool seaport.

If you are a single guy, and someone who is a passionate skier, what kind of girl would catch your interest

Good looking and can ski > good looking and cant ski > cute and can ski > cute and cant ski

 

[wa-loaf]

We're just animals in fancy clothes. Obviously the damsel in distress is an easy target but the fast chicks are the ones we hunt.

This, sort of. Ideally the cute chick who can kick our ass around the mtn ... and we'll happily follow you everywhere you go. But generally somewhere in the middle is great. You can carry your own skis, don't need help with your boots and goggles, etc ... I already have two kids. And if you don't ski that great, that's fine but don't get mad if I want to go rip the trees, bumps, and pow in the morning. I'll be happy to join you on the blues in the afternoon ...