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TheArchitect

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Make no mistake, that's an explaination for the ignorant, not an excuse. I'm a very strong technical skier and can ski a good number of conventional techniques, but I also have a large bag of unusual tricks. I regularly ski a very wide range for conditions from sheet ice to powder to wet dirt/grass/rock. Have any of you bothered to go out and ski sand in the summer?


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of unusual ski tricks; tricks I have acquired over a very long career. Tricks that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will out-ski you.
 

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TheArchitect

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Agreed on the movie but I like the quote and that's the first thing I thought of when I read about HWS's unusual set of ski tricks.
 

RustyGroomer

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Obviously joking Architect. Just seems like that stupid movie(or one version of it) is on every night. I guess the Ski-Off is off,..........again. :(
 

moresnow

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Obviously joking Architect. Just seems like that stupid movie(or one version of it) is on every night. I guess the Ski-Off is off,..........again. :(

How many ski offs have there been? How many has HS won?

I'd assume the answer is all of them, but that still leaves the first question.
 

jrmagic

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I never saw the first one but had the extreme misfortune of seeing the next one. Completely stupid. Like the trick of pinpointing his daughters location by having her throw grenades around Istanbul. Kind of appropriate reference given that said tricks exist in the screenwriters mind while in this case here on AZ said tricks exist in the minds of a self anointed skiing God.
 

hammer

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How many ski offs have there been?
I don't think there have been any. Believe people have accepted the challenge but then HS comes up with some kind of reason why it won't work out...

If that's not the case then maybe HS (or someone else) could provide evidence to the contrary.
 

Farleyman

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Cannon Friday and Saturday... PARTY TIME!!!!!!


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MadMadWorld

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I never saw the first one but had the extreme misfortune of seeing the next one. Completely stupid. Like the trick of pinpointing his daughters location by having her throw grenades around Istanbul. Kind of appropriate reference given that said tricks exist in the screenwriters mind while in this case here on AZ said tricks exist in the minds of a self anointed skiing God.

Well it worked didn't it?
 

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SNOW SNOW SNOW woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Sugarbush Thur and Smuggggs Fri. Wish I could stay more but have a concert on sat to make.
 
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