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Things other people have said after you wiped out

sledhaulingmedic

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Yes, a shameless rip off of the thread http://Things you say after wiping out What's the funniest thing someone has said after you crashed.

For me, it was about three seasons ago at K-mart. It was January and the surface was good, but the base depth was still a little thin. I came down cascade into the Junction with Downdraft and Dipper, out of the sun and into the shadows. I was looking left to avoid traffic off the other trails and carrying a good amount of speed for the run out. What I missed was an unfilled water bar in front of me.

I blew out of both bindings and firmly planted my face and chest into the snow. Hard. I took a quick skeletal inventory and got up and once my trauma induced Tourrette's settled down, I heard from the chair "Holy $#!t. He's moving!"
 

bvibert

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I had something along the lines of "Thanks for the entertainment" from the red lift the last time I was at Magic.
 

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I had one of those stupid for-no-reason falls on an easy run and managed to come to a stop with a nice graceful slide on my hip. A fellow nearby made the umpire's "safe" sign. Thanks, I did mean to do that.
 

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"8...9...9...8"

From the four guys passing above me after I blew up in a small mogul field at Sunapee a few weeks ago.

I had forgotten my boots and had to rent... rental stuff was heavier than my stuff, so when I went to jump turn, I didn't quite get enough air and planted the rental skis into the soft bump I was trying to go around... poof.

-w
 

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From my friends... Laughter then, "Stay down, we want to get a picture".
 

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Where's you________
Skies
Poles
googles
hat
glove
did you leg always bend that way

Can you hear me
How many fingers do you see
Boy that's a lot of blood
We're going to lift you into the sled now
Did you face always look like that
Beginners shouldn't be on this trail
Don't move ______ might be broken
It's a good thing the seasons almost over
Do you have someone to drive you home
We need to get you out of here, your scaring the other skiers
I told it was steep
How many days do you have left on your condo
Look between the trees
That's why they call it Iceface
At least you didn't hit anybody
I thought you said you knew how to ski
There goes a perfectly good lunch
Yeah, everybody thinks they ski better after a few beers
Yeah well your not 19 anymore
Your an instructor
Daddy can we go home know
Daddy...Daddy Mom come look at Daddy
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